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- 10/14/2004
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About
We live in an uncertain world. Who knew it would be so easy to throw an alarmclock out the window?
Eh.
I like tea. Oh yes I do. I'm officially working two jobs, going to college, play numerous competitive club and school sports (Coaches...*shudders*), and am currently addicted to Eve 6. Better late than never. (Summer 08':: Hah! They're back together, booooo-yah Grand-ma!!!)
"s**t went bad, he's on the roof again
She flipped, he flipped the bird
And then he went to the roof, where his threats ring loud and clear
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year."
Hah, good times, good times.
And so---
With the iota-of-creativity-I-can-muster-up-between-shifts...in hand, I have decided to systematically pump some life into this swirling vortex of doom that some call Kwill.
If nothing else:
1. Save me from the Demo.
2. [Kilorinth comes running out of the bathroom, screaming. Her hair is now orange]
Kilo: Kwill! You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you've done to my hair! Look!
Kwill: What a pretty color.
Kilo: It's hideous! You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!
Kwill: I just organized things, Kilo. Nothing's ruined.
Kilo: Wrong! Wrong! I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!
[tragically]
Kilo: Now I'm repulsive.
[slumps into a chair]
Kilo: I can't live like this.
[starts sobbing, head in hands]
Kwill: Come on, it's not that bad.
[Kilo's hair changes color to purple, then black]
Kwill: You should look at it now, its shade is even better.
Kilo: [inconsolable] I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful.
3. ...
4. Kohli is my hero.
5. Kheetone is useless.
6. "Your heinous highness broke her hymen, hey man, try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart, but try to come, try to come down"
questin'
.BTK.
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