Gaia Online

Let this be said first and foremost: I am one of the Elders
(by which I mean I'm in my 30's, down right ancient here on Gaia)
so have some respect.
I'm a bard at heart, and a mother at home.

I once called myself Gothic... then the emo-wave hit,
and I couldn't handle the Twilight'R'Us
or the Glitter Psychosis that gripped the "goth" scene.

Vampires don't sparkle, for crying out loud!
No, they don't fall in love with hunters
and go on soul-seeking quests, either...

Krystaria does, sometimes... but not very often.

I'm a woman that can appreciate
the cute things, the odd things,
and especially the completely freakin' bizarre.

I have been to more Renaissance Faires than I can count.

When I'm the DM, everyone cries
(except the ones that bring the DM Bribe of yummies and drinks).

I want chocolate d20s.
Seriously.
Make it so.