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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a p***s sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The p***s looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"

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were all x dead

Report | 03/04/2009 6:07 pm

were all x dead

omg snow is like totally over powering where i live at the moment it was insane on sunday / monday
were all x dead

Report | 03/02/2009 6:39 pm

were all x dead

life been should i say rather crappy lol how life for you
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Report | 02/14/2009 3:22 pm

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hey kiddo
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Report | 01/29/2009 5:25 am

babygirl112033

thx for the buy
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Report | 03/29/2008 1:15 pm

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o0 yay sounds like a plann
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Report | 02/12/2008 1:54 pm

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yess sir its been a REALLY long time as a matter of fact, how have you been¿?
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Report | 09/04/2007 8:26 am

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hi
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Report | 04/30/2007 5:14 pm

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lol
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Report | 04/28/2007 7:27 am

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Report | 04/27/2007 3:16 pm

were all x dead

happy b-lated birthday!!!!! lol
how old did u turn¿¿

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