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wtf where am i? s**t is that me down there am i dead...s**t s**t s**t s**t

harsh i said no cloning

sorry

what about them?

wtf

not again

yay

******** now i lost the game

******** you

wow if you scrolled down here you have too much time

hmmm.... clones

s**t

O_O

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holy s**t u see him....

ye then he....

Remember kids always carry a laser cannon with you for protection !

Or you'll end up like poor poor Katie here.

How the hell am i supposed to carry a laser cannon with me!?

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ok so that was our first profile comic skit thingy w/e. please when your reading don't let what the avatars look like affect what you think they're like they just make their avatars look how they want em too so idk what they'll look like(i.e. turbo's avatar doesn't look like he'd play the game but turbo does) anyway if you have any ideas for next comic skit thingy w/e pm me or somn idk.
AND REMEMBER A GOLD DONATION OR MY AVATAR ON YOUR PROFILE MIGHT MAKE IT MORE LIKELY YOUR IDEA GETS IN

Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free,

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,

Being a pirate is alright to be,

Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,

You are a pirate!

We've got us a map

To lead us to a hidden box,

That's all locked up with locks!

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a map!

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yay

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with locks!

And buried deep away!

We'll dig up the box,

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the box!

We know it's full of precious booty!

Burst open the locks!

And then we'll say hooray!

Yar, har, fiddle di dee.

If you love to sail the sea,

You are a pirate!

wtf?

ever wonder if you really are the 999,999th visitor to the website?

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This guy pulls into his driveway after a long day at work to find all his belongings out in the front yard. He enters his house and talks to his girlfriend.

what's going on?

*****, huh? That's a pretty big word for a ten year old.

I found out you're a *****, and I want you to leave.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry it's just a joke.

high velocity sand paper tore the flesh right off my finger

yay

Wait, WHAT?!

Two beds one for you, one for her, and the other one sits there empty.

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Math is the simplest thing humans understand
everything humans know can be broken down into a math equation
and then within math it can be simplified even more
division is subtracting over and over
multiplication is adding over and over
subtraction is adding a negative
even then adding large numbers can be broken down to 1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1...
So the most basic thing humans understand the root of everything they know is 1 plus 1
to anyone who understands this, ί should be a scary thought
and for the rest take calculus you can't afford to skip it

Beware the cabbage, fore it is both green and leafy.

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there's debauchery here

YAY! DEBAUCHERY!

stalker

but i'm your stalker

awww

screw X-Box

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Final Fantasy X - 354 hours
Final Fantasy X2 - 330 hours 20 minutes
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance - over 500 hours
entire Halo series - maybe an hour over my cousin's

or wanted to believe the voice coming from your computer saying you won an Ipod Nano

pm me and say "i love dolphins too" it'll be funny

rule 34 pl0x

oh, hai guys

"theres no rest for the wicked"

how much sleep did you get last night

there are three ultimate powers. Chuck norris, omega, and the cheese fries from the place down the street.

doesn't it make you mad when your date is slow getting ready for dinner?

sure does, longer she takes the hungrier she gets.

molestation monday

titty touch tuesday

wack-off wednesday

awkward touch thursday

feel-up your friend friday

super-sex saturday

It's the cops quick jump out the window

you must be joking we're on the 13th floor

just do it this is no time to be superstitious!

how much for one of your chickens

that isn't a chicken it's a pullet much better then chicken

how much for your rooster

it's not a rooster it's a c**k. cocks are much better then roosters.

how much for your donkey

it's not a donkey it's an a**. a** better then donkey when donkey stops it doesn't start again. when an a** stops you scratch it behind the neck it'll start again

excuse me maam will you hold my c**k and pullet while i scratch my a**?

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so the guy is riding down the rode on his donkey with his chicken under one arm and his rooster under the other when his donkey stops

When no one was looking Lex Luthor took forty cakes.

He took 40 cakes.

That's as many as four tens.

And that's terrible.

Lex Luthor, you're like the richest man in Metropolis. Can't you just BUY some cakes?

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