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Last Login: 10/03/2014 2:09 pm

Registered: 12/19/2005

Gender: Male

Location: The Forest

Fresh meat.

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Tervetuloa! My name is Jesse. If that isn't enough information to suit your needs, I'm 25 years old. Yes, I'm ancient and hold much wisdom. You may remember me as "Colonel Rim Job," as that was my username once upon a time, ages ago when dinosaurs walked the internet. I'm also gay, not something I'm particularly proud of or fully embrace. I'm single and I intend to stay that way. If you're offended by my sexuality, you're ignorant. Something so trivial shouldn't cast a shadow over someone's true self and distract you from befriending them. I'm also bipolar, those of you who are uneducated probably think that makes a person "emo." Well, ******** you. You try having it for awhile and see how much of a joke it is. Do a little research. I do have a photo on one of my profiles if you can find it.

I love music and nature and music about nature. And music about booze. I'm a metalhead and my metal of choice is Folk/Viking metal. It's delicious. But I also enjoy a lot of Celtic and Folk instrumental music. My life has always been influenced music, ever since I was shitting in diapers. It's my outlet, really. That's probably why I decided to pick up playing guitar for myself. I also like video games. Violent video games with zombie creatures that make me piss my pants....like the Silent Hill series even though I can only play them for an hour tops without shitting myself. I'm also an equine enthusiast. I have three horses currently. I view them as a major part in my life and they play a significant role in who I am. I've spent more hours in the saddle than I can really count accurately. Horses are amazing creatures, they're typically pinned as "dumb animals" this is not true.

I view myself as a reasonably intelligent person and I'm generally friendly to everyone that is friendly and courteous to me. Be a c**t to me and I'll be a d**k to you. I'm not saying be an a** kisser because those annoy me and I can tell when you're doing it. I'm a huge Tolkien nut and I think Lord of the Rings is the greatest book and film trilogy, ever. I've read pretty much everyone of Tolkien's books more than once. I also love renaissance and medieval s**t too. I've got a growing sword collection. I also have a passion for Norse Mythology, Scandinavian History and the Viking era. My heritage hails from Scandinavia, 75% of that being Norwegian which means I can speak the language to an extent. I'm not entirely fluent and don't pretend to be. I started teaching myself and later got aid from one of my aunts that is fluent. I can also speak some Swedish and a bit of Finnish. I love Scandinavian culture and plan on pilgrimaging to Norway in the summer of '09 to visit family and what not.

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If you share my musical taste, have a look at my guild.

MSN - Dreaming.In.Digital@hotmail.com

AIM - K0RVEN KUNINGAS

My multimedia has a some of the bands I enjoy, my list is ever growing.

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Sovereign Pestilence Report | 11/19/2012 11:54 am
Uhhh, I sent a request to your Guild....I didn't say s**t though. Fwarmp. Tschuss!!
temptressnoxdis Report | 01/24/2012 2:56 pm
you are one kick *** awesome dude m/ keep on headbanging !!! m/
-Ida4eve- Report | 08/19/2011 11:37 am
Moi! mitä kuuluu?? smile
SOLIDShift_VI Report | 11/28/2010 6:21 pm

******** yeah man, Norse mythology it the best. Hey if you like all those kreepy games.
I got one for yeh, if you haven't played it... Try Amnesia: Dark Descent. I literally had to stop, before I s**t myself like 3 times. ... Okay maybe more then that. XD
It's a PC game if that makes a difference though. You can download it through steam for like 9 bucks.. But for the on the budget gamer I'd go for the torrent. If your interested I have the link.
Yulia Olegovna Volkova Report | 08/05/2010 1:46 pm
Salutations, my Viking friend! How are you?
sejekaren Report | 03/04/2010 7:50 am
coooool avi
Colonel Cadaver Report | 02/20/2010 9:04 pm
YOUR VODKA HAS BEEN USED AND VIOLATED.
DarkDaisuke9 Report | 10/30/2009 10:33 pm
Nice profile smile
Doctor WTH Report | 10/30/2009 10:09 am
I completely forgot about my thread but I just noticed you replied to me and found my way to your main account xP

Proud viking descendant, good to see there's still some of them lol
BlackEpsilon Report | 10/02/2009 1:21 am
You sir, are awesome. It would be an honor to be your buddy.
 
 
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Let's drink and enjoy.

Never gonna give up this rugged life.

Never sell my infertile soil.

Never gonna give up this simple style.