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hi im kevin i am it does not matter my best friends are cade austin scott and brennen i like sports and want to play for the saints when im older i wanna go to lsu i get the grades for it i am a straight A student. my fav movie is uhhh i dont have one i listen to any kind of music aka aerosmith and metallica mostly im a very layed back and relaxed person and the only time you will here me scream is when i get mad i have a short temper i have 2 sisters and 1 bother i love most of them ive killed 2 of them lol im jk...well thats abot all so any comments or questions ...you know wat to do. smilep.s steve urkel is my idol(did i do that)jk not
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Your momma's so ugly that when she eats something it comes out saying "woo-hoo skittles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook