Friend: Hey, how do you get a elephant out of a safe way bag?
Other Friend: Umm.....grab the trunk?
Friend: No, here's a clue. Take the F out of way(like the word way)
Other Friend: I don't get there's no F in way?
Friend: You just said the answer.
get it. There's no F---EN WAY a elephant could get out of a safe way bag.
"Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be cumbered with your old nonsense. This day is all that is good and fair. It is too dear, with it's hopes and initiations, to wasted a moment on yesterdays."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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