I think Kiwi is a pretty cool guy, eh has squad and doesn't afraid of anything.
Tu a un funny name, Kiwi... lol... also, Je n'aime pas vous, Lee... :P
Can I be a mongoose dog??
I don't know any of these people!
I didn't even know that there was a kiwi person. Either this guy likes his fruits or he thinks that nocturnal Australian birds are awesome. He is also obviously in favor of the number four. Personally, I prefer the fruit to the person or the bird, no offence.
I don wanna be Ark's friend...
what about nocturnal birds??
WOO! It's so cramped in here! Yay!
So i was talkin to myself the other day and i was like "How's it goin' me?" and i was like "Not bad." then i was like "Why am i talking to myself?" and i was like "I dunno, you started it..." "But we're the same person" "yep. but we're still referring to me as 3rd person plural form" "Do you think this means i have serious mental problems?" "Nah." "Oh, well if I say so..." but then i came over and was like "What's up guys?" and we were like "Not a lot, we're just discussing our sanity." "Oh, sounds like fun." "Yeah since there's three of us now, do you think this counts as Dissociative Identity Disorder?" "uh... maybe?" and then the other me was like "What if everything we see is just a computer simulation? How do we know what's real and what isnt?!" then the rest of us were like "You've been watching the Matrix too much." And then i was like "I haven't watched the Matrix in ages and you know it!" "That's true." "Do you have any evidence to support your theory, me?" "Of course, me." "Well?" "Well, you know that we're getting more and more advanced computers." "yeah...?" ""Well supposing that we got computers that are advanced enough to make a simulation of the real universe, the people in said universe would not know that they were part of a simulation." "Unless they were programmed that way." "Yeah but we're assuming that they arent." "Fine.. continue." "Well the people in that universe might eventually get technology advanced enough to make a universe simulation themselves right?" "...right." "So this pattern could continue endlessly... from the first universe (ours) to hundreds of simulations of simulations and so on... So what is the probablility of our particular universe being the origional?" "...pretty low i assume." "exactly." "Woah."
And then i came over and was like "Hey guys! i know where mom hid all the mini-snickers bars!" "What?!" "Dude! forget contemplating our very existance! I know where candy is!"
The end.
My Brother(leethemaniac)'s crazy rant.
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thanx for feeding my pet
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