see, MY friend's like that! i mean, ever heard "when it's raining, fake friends will share your umbrella. BEST friends take the umbrella and yell 'run, b***h, run!'"
1.. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2.. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.. When you smile - I will know you got laid or did something evil.
4.. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6.. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7.. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. (hahahah)
8.. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
This is my oath ... I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask? Because you are my friend.
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