Name: Kat
Age: 24
Sexuality: Bisexual | Polyamorous
Relationship Status: Married! heart

I am obnoxious, hilarious, witty, and sensational.
Sort of.
I am boring, apathetic, and probably the least interesting person you'll ever encounter.
I enjoy drawing on myself, and snuggling with my son
Which leads me to that next part,
yes, I did just imply that I am a parent.
Because I am.
He's a boy, and he is my life.
And so is my husband.
I'm polyamorous, which means that I am allowed to see whoever I want.
This doesn't mean I want you.
I'll probably want your girlfriend.
Unless you are a girl, in which case I'll probably want you.
I do joke around a lot,
It's usually cheesy, obscure humour.
Um.
That's really it.

tl;dr: Shut up, read it anyway.