~A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...~
~girl:Slow down im scared.
~guy:No,this is fun!
~girl:No its not,please slow down!?
~guy:Then tell me you love me.
~girl:I love you!Now slow down!!
~guy:Now give me a big hug.
~She gave him a hug.
~guy: Can you take off my helment and put it on your head, its bothering me...
~In the newspaper the next day,a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of
break failure. Two people were on it,only one survived. The truth was, that half
way down the road,the guy realized that the breaks were broken and he didn't want the
girl to be hurt
Try these three things.
1. your tongue cannot touch all your teeth at the same time.
2. your a retard for trying.
3. your a retard for smiling/laughing at this.
Thank you you just wasted 1 minute of your life reading this.
don't laugh!!! ha ha ha lol
THE 5 1 SAID LAY OFF THE CRACK
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A girl goes over to a boy she really likes and says:
Girl: do i ever cross ur mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life T
He girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
Thanks oodles for the buy. -note sarcasm-