I know. One more year and then I'm off to college and out of the house. :'D
Yea my mom freaks out about the littlest stuff. I wouldn't put it past her to chase me around the house with a knife yelling at me to clean my room. She also goes around and finds the most gruesome and depressing news stories about people getting raped and stuff to try and intimidate my sister and I into being good.
If I had access to terrorists I would. Or I guess I could just go to one of my friends who's parents are in the military.
They are evil. But luckily I will escape them after next year.
My mom can be a very scary person. I think it's because she is officially 50 and her midlife crisis is in full swing. If she yells at you, you nod and walk away quickly.
Ugh, that sounds sorta painful. If anything breaks make sure you keep the limb above you heart level to prevent a lot of swelling.
You do that. I have all sorts of useless stories to tell people.
Don't remind me. Curse the stupid school system and it's facist ways! Seriously, I swear our school board is made up of communists. The bad ones.
My suggestion to you is to hide all sharp objects. And come up with an elaborate escape plan. And if you mom is like mine, go into hiding untill all attempts of throwing you into a summer education program or military school have been ceased.
You're very welcome. I have tons of it and it never hurts to share. Well technically it could... but thats not really the point.
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