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Teacher: Were learning the ABC today. Student: Miss, can i go toilet please? Teacher: No. Student: Okay. 5 mins later.. Student: Can i go toilet now please miss? Teacher: In a minute. Student: Okay miss. Minute later.. Student: Can i go now? Teacher: Say the ABC first. Student: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Teacher: Where's the letter P? Student: It's running down my leg miss.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents. The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Q:what is a slug? A:a snail with housing problems
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oh shut up!! u shouldn't be talking! jk
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