I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devilI'm white so I must get what I want wen I want it.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
"your mum is so fat that when God said 'let there be light' she had to move"
"One day, little Johny was out with his mum when he asked 'mum, is God male or female?' she replied, 'I suppose God's both dear.' a bit later he asked 'mum, is got black or white?' again she replied 'God's both dear.' Johny was now confused but he came back a bit later and asked 'mum, is God gay or straight?' his mum was now the one to be confused before answering 'well... I suppose God's both dear.' Little Johny's face lights up before he asks 'Mum, is God Michael Jackson?"
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"One day, little Johny was out with his mum when he asked 'mum, is God male or female?' she replied, 'I suppose God's both dear.' a bit later he asked 'mum, is got black or white?' again she replied 'God's both dear.' Johny was now confused but he came back a bit later and asked 'mum, is God gay or straight?' his mum was now the one to be confused before answering 'well... I suppose God's both dear.' Little Johny's face lights up before he asks 'Mum, is God Michael Jackson?"
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