My name is Jordie, but you can call me Danny or Rocky.
I'm hopelessly romantic.

Sometimes I pretend my kitchen is a concert hall
lined with cheering fans
and I sing at the top of my lungs
songs of love.
songs of despair.
songs that will embrace your soul.

I'm an artist.
I like to draw things that are beautiful.
Because that's the way I think life should be.

I'm a complex thinker
with a simple mind.
I like being held more than anything.
I'm a star-gazer
and a poet writer.


I'm not afraid to stand up for what I believe in.
I have a way with words.

I simply cannot wear matching socks.
I have dirty little secrets.
One's that would make your toenails curl.

I worship nothing but the life I have been graced with.

I'm not very good at love
And I've made my share of mistakes
But I believe in living.

I like chocolate milkshakes
pic-nics
long walks and long talks
I like holding hands
and laughing at nothing.

If you don't have a sense of humour, I probably will not like you.
I use sarcasm on a daily basis.

I'm 100% organic.
I love cookies and cupcakes.

My idol is Audrey Hepburn.
I adore the French culture.

I don't have very many friends
but the ones I do have
are the best in the entire world.

I love to read.
I only read books that are scary or suspenseful.
Unless they are in a different language.
I really enjoy Latin.

I'm really good at explaining things.
I hate when people take too long to get to their point.

I'm really sensitive.
I cry a lot.
I don't believe in fighting.
Unless it's worth fighting for.

I like to make people smile.

All I want from this world is happiness.