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KarmaD ; Looks like a confused elf stripper who took a page from Zelda's book gonk gonk
Oooooh, my new evil plan according to the thingy!
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Why the hell not
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a Village Idiot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Elf?
Stage Two:
Next, you will sabotage the event's beer supply. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, goats, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Flamewar of Innuendo, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Underground Secret HQ of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
link:
http://www.currentmiddleages.org/ulfredsheim/agenda.html
Oh, and... KarmaD is a girl ^.^ ....well, except when people accuse Karma of really being a guy >.>

OMG, thank you Paradoxic Cure! You found Steve for me! *hugs a waffle* <3
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