Ummm hay i seen you on my frineds frined list and i wanted to ask if you wanted to get together some time in the game i think your really hot well message me back bey
I've noticed a lot of complaints about paladins lately, with regards to their low dps and limited combat options.
But what players are forgetting is the main reason Blizzard programmed paladin. Paladins were not designed to be hybrid tanks/healers
as many claim instead, paladins were designed to be played while downloading pornography.
Paladins have roughly zero amount of combat interaction, thus making them the perfect character to play while downloading massive amounts of hardcore
pornography. Simply target a monster hit "1" and minimize your window, then sit back and enjoy the amazing girl on girl action.
Because a paladin takes about one full minute to kill a monster, you can leisurely browse the erotic and pornographic fruits of the internet,
without much concern over your paladin's welfare. After a minute, I go back into WoW and usually my paladin is still alive and ready to loot the corpse.
This is what makes griding so pleasurable and convenient for me, the ability toi subcutaneously watch girls have sex with each other and level up at the same time.
I doubt any other class has such an elegantly designed system and I applaud Blizzard for their foresight in crafting a character that I can play with while playing with myself.
++A Paladin's Skills++
DPS? Who needs it? The quicker I kill something the less time I have to watch my boobies.
Combat Interactivity? Overrated, id much rather interact with the girls writhing on my computer screen, yes a paladin was created for the sole purpose of surviving a fight while you stream hot pornography directly to your computer.
That is why we have high armor class,the healing ability and the low, low DPS.
As for PvP, nothing is better than getting into the battlegrounds and soaking up the honor points while I watch girls take their clothes off for money. Only the minimum of interaction is necessary for a paladin to preform, and it is very quality that I love the most about my paladin, I doubt rogues get any time to watch porn while trying to vanish and rack up combo points, And I bet shamans haven't seen a single naked breast while figuring out what totem to throw down before choosing which shock they are going to cast next.
In addition to grninding, we have several defensive options during combat that also allow us flexibility to download porn.
Hammer of Justice allows us a quick 6 second glimpse at a naked woman while our opponent is stunned, and the Divine Shield allows a leisurely 12 second of quality right-hand time.
Indeed paladins have cornered the market on the pornography during playtime of World of Warcraft game play.
It saddens me that many paladins do not take the advantage of the main functionality of their character, and are in fact lobbying for increased DPS or more combat options. Unnecessary frivolities that would only harm our pornography downloading efficiency instead, I think we should thank the fine programmers at Blizzard for crafting a character that is great to grind with while you grind your lions.
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