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Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back

You Know You're Addicted to Dragonball Z When.......
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You scream, beg, whine, plead for your parents to order the (expensive!!) Dragon Ball Z games for your Wii, then when all else fails you threaten to do a Big Bang and blow up the planet.

You're convinced the Dragon Balls DO exist, and you begin saving up your allowance to go on a quest to find them.

You stand outside screaming "NIMBUS!!" at night (after all, you wouldn't want to embarass your parents by doing it during the day, would you?)

You take a martial arts class and ask the instructor when Gregory and Bubbles will be arriving, then pout and demand to speak to King Kai.

You check every morining to see if you've sprouted a tail.

You buy a plastic toy sword, strap it to your back, and tell anyone who asks that Tapion the Brave gave it to you, then look at them like they're crazy when they ask who that is.

You freak out when you have chicken-pox / measels because you think that all that pink skin means you're turning into Frieza.

You secretly try to grow Senzu Beans and believe you are succeeding.

You ended up in the hospital because you severely injured your muscles trying to do a Ginyu pose.

You make yourself a perfect replica of Saiyan armour for Halloween.....then refuse to take it off.

You name your cat Korin, and nod wisely whenever it meows at you.

You've almost popped a vein in your forehead trying to will yourself to fly.

You then refer to your computer desk as you "Capsule Corp. Lab".

You refuse you go near your freezer.

You're famous throughout your city for the time when you actually tried to stop a bank robbery with your Kamehameha (and maybe your actually succeeded!)

You failed biology class because of your diagram of a Cell.

Whenever there's a severe storm, you nod wisely and say, "Someone's calling the Dragon...."

You've gotten up a five a.m. every morning just to watch the replay of the DBZ episode that was on yesterday....even though you already saw it ten times!

During full moons you stand outside screaming until you pass out.

You took sewing class to learn how to make a cuddly little Vegeta plush toy.

You blast down anyone who insults your Saiyan pride.

When you laugh, you say, "Kameha-ha-ha-ha!"

You lose sleep over wondering about Frieza's sexual orientation, possibly due to nightmares

You attacked the guy at the hardware store who looks like Nappa and almost gave him a concussion in your excitement to demand where Vegeta was

You've gotten kicked out of church for standing up in the middle of a funeral and yelling "HEY!!! LET'S JUST GO GET THE DRAGON BALLS!!"

You're almost convinced yourself your toaster could POSSIBLY have been made by Dr Gero and therefore has android possibility

Deathly sick and exhausted, you STILL managed to chase down, in the rain, after four hours the dog who ran off with your Goku action figure

You spend hours making a power pole in your woodshop class

You watch the weather channel for signs of nimbuses

You believe it's possible to focus your ki into a deadly blast if you really wanted to, but are just too exhausted from all the "Powering Up And Customary Screaming" you've done that day

You try to fuse with your friends.

You try to shoot your teacher with a Big Bang Attack.

You jump off of buildings and try to fly.

You test your powers out on your little sister.

You dye your hair yellow and claim your Super Saiyan.

You scream at people you don't like and then try to blast them.

You spend hours try ing to use the "instant transmission" and only end up with two finger prints on your forehead.

You strap a piece of colored glass over you left eye and laugh at everyone, telling them what pathetic power levels they have.

You start wearing weighted clothing in order to increase you power level.

You throw frisbees at people and yell "distructo disc."

You shave your head and put six little dots on your forehead.

You spike your hair and dye it yellow.

You go to the zoo and yell insults at all the monkeys.

When you have a problem you think "what would Goku (Gohan, Vegeta...) do."

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Dragonball Z. ......