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"I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that s**t up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say Oh s**t, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, a*****e."
-Nasuko-san


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It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
- General George S. Patton

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TaerkDS

Report | 09/30/2008 12:01 pm

TaerkDS

FWOOOOSH!! Hey, how's it going?

Having fun in High School?
TaerkDS

Report | 05/01/2008 7:53 pm

TaerkDS

As am I. Have fun doing whatever you're doing.
GibsonEads42

Report | 12/08/2007 5:10 pm

GibsonEads42

jon is my friend
_deltaplatoon_

Report | 12/07/2007 3:28 pm

_deltaplatoon_

Sorry, I accidently put USMC
_deltaplatoon_

Report | 12/07/2007 3:21 pm

_deltaplatoon_

And a good evening to you too. I think i might join them but im not currently in the USMC. Its the only cool military profile I could find.
GibsonEads42

Report | 12/06/2007 3:33 pm

GibsonEads42

hello jon
Hi Im Ary

Report | 10/29/2007 3:59 pm

Hi Im Ary

hey. nice pro
kyle1654

Report | 10/24/2007 2:48 pm

kyle1654

whats up PVt
TaerkDS

Report | 12/18/2006 8:28 am

TaerkDS

Holy crap! Did you sister hack you or something? eek
Aludi

Report | 11/21/2006 5:35 pm

Aludi

Hi!

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