The Scoop on Johnny Orange Seed

Hello friends, I am known as Johnny Orange Seed. Yes, I am indeed the greatgreat grandson three times removed of the legendary Johnny Apple Seed. As you can well imagine, my whole life revolves around the greatest fruit ever to be produced...the orange. I do have an occupation....I travel the world planting orange seeds in the ground. What I'm doing in a nutshell is giving the world the gift of the orange. I'm also a big fan of women, but oranges always come first with me. Where do I live? I live in a nice orange shaped cottage in Orange County. I have one dog named Tangerine. I dye my hair every Wenesday to show my dedication to Oranges, and I'm also the long lost cousin eight times removed of fellow Gaia member garendoor. I hope to meet a lot of orange lovers and women while I'm here. Oh yeah, my motto is "DON'T FORGET TO BRING AN ORANGE!!!!" My current best friend in the whole world is cutie2you2. I hope to start an "Orange Clan" eventually. What is this you ask? It is my posse that will be made up of gaia members who either love oranges, or just want to be cool like me. Please contact me if you would like to join. I'm considering getting us jackets....