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You come upon an ominous looking hill, which hosts an intriguing yet intimidating mansion.The house has an incredible number of rooms. It's filled with staircases to nowhere, trapdoors, bookcase doorways, false walls, secret triggers, passages behind ovens and fireplaces...there's a secret in every room.
The house looks abandoned, but you're almost certain you're not the only one there.
At any moment you feel like something terrible could happen. There's a sense of danger. A tingle in your spine. A drop of sweat crawling down your neck. But at the same time, your heart is singing; there's something so beautifully familiar here, even if you can't put your finger on it. You feel compelled to keep exploring.
You never know what to expect beyond the next door. It could be danger. It could be a llama. It could be a dangerous llama. A room could have a fully functioning taco stand. There could be an epic battle waiting to happen.
You're afraid of dying, but you're comforted by the idea that if you died here you would probably explode into rainbows. You're not entirely sure how that idea got into your head, but it's probably pretty accurate.
You've entered my mind. It's a world where H.P. Lovecraft meets Pokemon, steampunk meets space opera, hyperbole and a half meets battle royale. And there are a lot of crepes. I make them compulsively.
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