Ways to say no
1. Can't, I'm allergic
2. No, I'm already weird enough
3. No, you might be an undercover cop
4. My parents did and look at them now
5. No thanks, I need all the brains I've got
6. Thanks, but you won't like me on those
7. I prefer my brown eyes to your red ones
8. No, my imagination is good enough already
9. No, if I want to look stupid I'll become a mime
10. You can't improve perfection, but thanks anyway
11. No thanks. I've heard it takes one's sex drive away
12. I'm a fruitarian, so technically that hash has been murdered
13. Thanks, but I'm not sure if you're ready to meet my evil twin
14. No thanks, I tried it once, hated it and threw up all over the couch
15. Some nice men in white coats told me I'm crazy enough without drugs
16. Thanks but I already have ADHD, so imagine what I'd be like on those
17. Sorry, I have a hot date tonight and I need everything to be in working order
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