How is meh being a dumbo? Uh oh, did Avery forget her little trip to the DMV? xD Don't worry, we all have strawberries in our minds, Avo. You aren't alone.
... ... Don't hate, jee. ;] Of course that's how the song goes you idiot. o:
Oho, now! See, that's where I can prove you wrong. For I am, in reality, a... ZOMBEH FIG NEWTON! W00T. o: yes, yes, let's not have any of that, Avo. I'm glad to see you understand zlaw.
... ... By the way, I don't have rabies, in case you were wondering. o: -foams at the mouth-
yo, peoplez! I know you're all busy with such foolish, gaian madness, but WILL YOU PLEASE WITH MANY CHERRIES IM SURE SEND ME SOME PMS OR SOMETHIN CAUSE IM DYIN HYR!!
Whoa, yo. My diet's fine. I've been avoiding the tongue-and-saliva meals; they go straight to my thighs. Instead I've been eating an awful lot of pigeon.
retard! that's not how the song goes, anyways! and wtf is with that? FIG NEWTONS STAY FRESH UNTIL EATEN DO NOT REFRIGERATE IMANCIPATE NO NO NO DONT MASTURBATE BAD BAD BAD NESS OH DONT GO I GOT TO STAY ON A ROLL BREAK DOWN AND DO THE JIGGEH DANCIN AND THEN I FOO THE PIGGY BANKY AND HE GETS SO ANGRY AND REMEMBER THE STUFFED ANIMALS FIGHT AND REALLY THE POINT OF ALL THIS IS THAT FIG NEWTONS DONT TURN INTO ZOMBIES SO DONT FOO THE... AND YEAH.
Foo! Don't act like a zombie fig newton! I'm thinking about changing my screen name, and everyone knows that you don't act like a zombie fig newton in front of someone changing their screen name! o: Silleh Avo. -smacks on the back of the head- :] Can't touch this- NAAAA NANANA... NAAAAANA! Can't touch this- NAAAA NANANA... NAAAAANA! o:
panda goodness? now, its my turn to laugh. It's shmexy. Be quiet. And wtf? What's with your bellybutton being protected? Imagine laughing, and then toppling to the floor and having moi fixing that right there. Whoops! Got your button! Oho, so sad, so delicate, so amusingness.
... your belly button is showing! That shirt is too small! -pokes belly button- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -takes breath- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I GOT YOU AVO! My belleh button is protected by pure panda goodness. Muahahahaha!
I am sure you wouldn't understand, being the GIRLLIKERALOT that you may well be. I don't write in jibberish, anyways. jeezsh!
I mean, seriously. I don't like the new hair. All gaian men have it. What's up with that? I don't think it's attractive at all, thank you very much. There should be some law of some sort. I liked the cooler hair! And now- shopping!
Uh, um. No banks, Siddie old pal, no banks. Although I am in need of ten thousand dollars (gaia, you know) i can't go so far as to- Weeelll, it's a new day, so yay! I am now into rhymes of desperation, it really amuses many people. I don't feel sad when no one talks to me, because I like annoying them at heart, so, well, ehem. Oh! And I like punk rock metal ambient and alternative, just so you guys know, out there, alll alone, at home, there's no room in your heart that you k=can find for one another but I'll stay with you always, just don't fall into my arms and say you're sorry.
ahooness, sneaking secret little codes onto my profile page, eh? i see through your plans of eveil deception, oh yes. no one can fool the masterfulness of java, really!
and surefire, if you happen to just check my profile and scroll to the very bottom, to read this, be forwarned (farwarned..? ferwarned? whatever, i cant do it right now, due to the appetizing apple, very shiny and green, sitting next to me. i hope to the melancholy toads that it isn't poisoned. oh well.) that i may just hurt you if you happen to hurt siddie ol' pal again..! not really, but you must consider it dangerous. i cannot be tricked by the tricky tricksters of the marsh, nor the soft and rather squishy persian delicasies that you possess at the moment. (dont even say anything, and you know what i mean!) i am the canabali doctorem, and well.... this is getting quite boring, so to emphasize my point, do not plan on killing anyone, especially me, in the future.
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