Details
- Last Login
- 09/08/2013 1:47 pm
- Member Since
- 05/05/2007
- Location
- Under your bed
- Occupation
- High School Student
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- 09/29
About
Name: I guess I will give you a few names to call me by.1. Peter
2. Cole
3. Darrel
4. Evil being (my brother's favorite name for me)
5. Machia Velli ( my teacher gave me it)
6. Sexy British Frenchman (best not to ask)
Age: Not really needed, but for any future stalkers out there, I am 16.
Appearance: 6 foot
Messy Brown hair
Blue-gray eyes, with a yellow outline around the iris.
Location: America. I hate it here though, too close to my family. Wish to move to England.
Likes: Many things, and I am too lazy to write it down. Main one is animals.
Dislikes: Many things, and I am too lazy to write it down... again. Main one is people.
Personality: Depends on who I am with.
Pessimistic, cold, distant, have been called heartless.
Laidback, uncaring.
Random, sadistic, and sometimes sinister.
However, I have a great loyalty to my friends. I guess you can say I put up walls not to hide, but to see who breaks those walls down.
Despite what I have said about this, I apparently come off as warm and peppy to most people. Weird.
Dreams for the future: Veterinarian
Physician
Pediatrician
Pharmaceutical Engineer
Pirate
Aromatherapist/ Botanist
Assasin
Ninja
Psychotic person who seems normal and one day ends up going to a store shooting random food products. (suggested by my friend)
Quotes and Sayings:
"Life is a lesson, you’ll learn it when you’re through."
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present."
"He who can, does. He who can’t, teaches."
"It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt."
"Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself."
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together."
"A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have."
"Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment."
"When in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn’t come naturally, leave it."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
"Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research."
"Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe."
"Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
"Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time."
"A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns."
"Make your training a hell, so the real fight won’t be."
Personal Quotes of Me and My Friends:
-"You're a *****." (ME)
"Why? And how?" (13-year old brother)
"You killed Pie Guy."
"And...?"
"He was my favorite superhero! And you and the muffin man teamed up and killed him!"
"Still don't get the point."
"The muffin man raped the dead body. And the muffin man is old and wrinkly and Pie Guy was a teen, so the muffin man was a *****. Thus making you a ***** by association. As well as a necrophiliac."
-"Hehehe, I'ma gonna kill you with a cheese wheel!" (ME) (at a hospital when I broke my ankle and with morphine.)
"How quaint." (Doctor)
"I want my morphine!" (ME)
-"Here Cole, a bag of cheese wheels." (Friend)
"WEEEEE!!" (ME)
-"Me llamo es Mexigato!" (ME)
"What is Cole this time?" (Friend Brandon)
"Apparently a spanish speaking half-cat." (Friend Nick)
-"Here kitty,kitty. Come get the string." (Friend Heather)
"MINE!!" (ME)
-"Dude, you're not half-cat." (Brandon)
"Yes I am." (ME)
"Then that means your mother was a farmgirl who enjoyed bestiality and had fun with her cat."
"Eh. Probably true."
-"Hey Cole, how's it been?" (Brandon after not seeing him for 6 months)
"I broke my ankle, went spiralling into depression, had my old school yelling at me, dropped out, now I'm your schoolmate!" (ME)
"O..kay."
-"Dude, you scare me now." (Brandon on my first day back)
"I'm not that different than before. It's just now that I am evil and sadistic and imagining torturing other people in my daydreams, then snap out of it while chuckling in a malevolent manner." (Me)
"Stephanie was right. You look normal on the outside, but on the inside you are a sadistic, gothic corrupted soul."
"Pretty much."
"Oh, okay then."
-"WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME?!" (little brother)
"I'm not stalking you. Just following you around the house with my head over your shoulder, occasionally sniffing you."
"AND THAT'S NOT STALKING?!"
"Nope. Usually when I stalk you you don't even notice."
-"Dude, I think I may really be half-cat!" (Me)
"Oh God, not this again. I thought you grew out of the Mexigato stage?" (Brandon)
"I did. But this is subconsciously doing stuff! I hissed at my Dad when he tried to steal my food, same thing with my puppy, I've had cravings for milk, have accidentally purred, and when I look down I have a piece of string in my hands and have no clue where the ******** it came from!"
"Hmmm, maybe you are half-cat."
-"I will never understand your logic." (little brother)
"Don't worry, I don't understand it either." (Me)
-"Mike!! There you are!! How's my fiance?" (Me)
"I'm fine, and you sexy?" (little brother's friend Mike)
"Why are you guys pretending to be gay lovers?" (little brother)
"Cuz we're bored." (Me and Mike in unison)
-"I don't want a tongue piecing any more." (Me)
"Why?" (Friend LeeAnn)
"Cuz apparently they are used to pleasure male lovers."
-"TRIANGLE!!" (Friend Warren)
"CIRCLE!!" (Me)
"SQUARE!!"
"PARRALELOGRAM!!"
-"I set my arm on fire when I'm bored." (Nick)
"How nice."
-"Shannon, your brother is disturbed! Whenever I mention Elizabeth Bathory, he starts cracking up and rolling around on the floor laughing!" (sister's friend Krystal)
"He probably just does it to scare you." (sister)
"Not true. Watch. -walks over- Elizabeth Bathory."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" (me)
"Point taken." (sister)
-"I have figured out what my soul is!" (me)
"And what is that?" (friend Sheila)
"I am an evil, sadistic, perverted version of Elmo!"
"Aw man! I wish my soul was as fun-sounding."
-"Yum! Chicken!" (me)
"Looks good." (father) -tries to steal a piece-
"HISSSSS!!"
"o.O... Did you hiss at me?" (father)
"Yep. Don't touch my chicken b***h!"
-"Why are you sniffing me?" (brother)
"I was waiting to see how long it would take you to notice." (me)
"I knew right away though."
"Wrong! I've been here for a good five minutes. By the way, you smell bad. Take a shower."
-"I doubt you can creep me out." (friend Stephanie)
"Wanna bet? To start off, let's start with who I would fanboy in the Naruto universe." (me)
"Oh Gawd! No!"
"First, Sauske or Itachi. Cuz they're dayum sexy. Then Kakashi. Hmm, perhaps Hidan...'
"Back off! Kakashi's mine!"
"I found it weird how you disregard all the comments I made besides the one about Kakashi. And I was kidding the whole time.'
"He's still mine!"
Journal
Incessant Ramblings Of A Slightly Psychotic Tennager Most Often At Two In The Morning
[:journal-title:]Yosh! I shall start up my journal again even though nobody reads it! Eventually, my muse will come and visit to talk, attack me for various reasons, and/or mooch off of me for food.
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