I came here to chew bublegum and kick a**, and now im all out of bubblegum.

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Thanks again for the art Cate, love you <3

Before you go and ask for my age or location or something along those lines because of my avatar, let me stop you there, YES I AM A MALE. Now that we got that out of the way some Q&A

Q: Do you really slap MILF's?
A:No, but it does seem fun

Q:What time is it?
A: ADVENTURE TIME!!! *Cough* I mean, time for you to obtain a watch.

Q: "CaN i HaVe SuM GoLdZ?!?!
A: No. Especially if you're going to speak with me with such terrible grammar. NO CHAT SPEAK, PLEASE.

Q:Whats your real name?
A: People call me many names, but you, you may call me Slaps.

I hope that doesn't clarify things for you <3

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