About
Hiiiiiiiii. Owner wrote that pretty story thingy for you and I went and tored it down. Oh well. I wanted to talk for myself. Sorry, Owner. ;-; <33
My name is Argo. I'm Irken, 5'4", kinda scrawny, purple eyes and floppy antennae. I work as an advisor on the Massive, serving under the Almighty Tallests Red and Purple. At least, that's what I'm
supposed to be. You don't want to know what actually goes on there. Let's just say it's a good thing I finally got Crimmy to install those locks on my door... though
they probably have the key. Eeeek.
Anywaaaaaay, perversion amongst dictators and underlings aside. Crimmy doesn't have an account on here yet, but I'll find a way to get him to make one. Somehow. Maybe.
Let's see, what else to put here..
Ohhh. Any art of me you see is drawn by
Owner. She's got mad skills. Me, I can just make plushies. I might open a shop all my own for 'em, so you guys can stick 'em in your signatures and whatnot. But Owner probably wouldn't like that, 'cause SHE'S supposed to be making the monies. Oh well. I can still dream, can't I?
Here's some more stuff! O:
Likes:
All my friends, strawberry milkshakes, strawberry flavored everything, strawberries, candy, sugar, cake, love, being loved, hugs, kisses, not being hurt, not seeing others get hurt, not being raped/bitten/smacked/shot/eaten alive again,
sex, you if you're nice to me, having my antennae petted, nice people, certain tallers (they know who they are
heart ), the color purple, plushies, sleeping without nightmares, having someone/thing to cuddle at night, being warm, being held, soft blankets, cinnamon (Crimmy smells like cinnamon ;x; ), soda, cartoons, rainbows, kittens, butterflies, the Gaia place
heart , Mister Dib, etc.
Hates Dislikes/Fears:
Mean people, rapists, cannibals, psychopaths, nightmares, spiders, heights, the dark, enclosed spaces, open spaces, biiiig crowds, being alone, being hurt/seeing others hurt, watching people die, the Tallests, most tallers, homophobes (don't hate me, please ;x; ), crying, being weak, being scared so much, my PAK cables being so close to my heart and causing so many problems, drowning, deep dark water, monsters, monsters in deep dark water, being lost, death, getting sick, my imagination, spooky noises at night, being cold, being ignored/abandoned/insulted/kicked around (happens waaaay too often), being broken, love... if I put all the fears there, I'd run out of room so fast, so I'mma stop here.
Other:
-I'm gay.
-I won't cyber with you - not only 'cause it's against the ToS and morally wrong, but also 'cause you're probably a girl if you're asking me aaaaaand I'm not into that.
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-I won't be your boyfriend. I have enough troubles in that.. area.. anyways.
-Chatspeak makes my eyes hurt. ;-;
-I'd prefer if you talked to me a little before friending me.. I won't turn you down, though. I like friends.
-I.. don't know or understand a lot of Earth things, so be patient with me, okay? ;x;
-I like to make little faces with my posts. A lot. XD
-Owner would like someone to draw me 'cause she's not supposed to right now and she really really likes free art. O:
-HUGS ARE GOOD.
... that's about it.
Byeeeeee. <333
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