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Why hello, everyone, pyon! -snickers- I suppose you want to learn about mwah, don't you, pyon? Teehee, anyways, pyon~! Here... we... GO, PYON!

IMPORTANT FACT (pyon):
Even though my father's father's side of the family came from Sweden, I can't speak Swedish, pyon. Even though my father's mother's side of the family came from England... well, they really don't have a language, I don't have an accent, pyon. Even though my mother's father's side of the family came from France and Germany, I can't speak French and German, pyon. <3 I wish I did speak those three languages have an English accent, pyon. It'd be awesome, y'know, pyon!

ANOTHER IMPORTANT FACT (pyon):
I say 'pyon'- if you haven't noticed- after every sentance, pyon. And it comes naturally when I type, pyon. This one time, on an exam, I accidently put 'pyon' after all my sentances, and my English teacher got PISSED, pyon~! Twas hilarious, pyon. I also might say 'pon' instead of 'pyon', so be warned, pyon. <3
note: i have stopped this. :D

Alright, pyon! Now let's get to know a little bit about me, shall we, pyon?

> Kuro-pii's name is.... pyon! <
I really don't feel like telling you, pyon.

> Kuro-pii's age is.... pyon! <
Twenty-one and proud of it, pyon! >D

> Kuro-pii's sex is.... pyon! <
I ish a female, pyon. >3

> You may call Kuro-pii.... pyon! <
Suke-chan, Pyon-pyon, Kuro-pii, pyon.

> Kuro-pii's most favourite anime is.... pyon! <
Ain't it obvious, pyon? It's NARUTO by Kishimoto Masashi-sensei, pyon! I love, love, love, LOVE Sasori-chan, pyon! He's mine, damnit, pyon. >D

> Kuro-pii's least favourite anime is.... pyon! <
ONE PIECE, PYON. D< It's retarded, Luffy is a gay name and it needs to die, pyon. :3

> Kuro-pii's current anime obsession is.... pyon! <
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu (the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

> Kuro-pii's appearance.... pyon! <
- Kuro-pii-chan has STRAWBERRY coloured hair, pyon.
- Kuro-pii-chan has BLUE/GREEN [not turquoise] coloured eyes, pyon.
- Kuro-pii-chan has KIND OF PALE skin colour, pyon.
- Kuro-pii-chan is FIVE FOOT TWO in height, pyon.
- Kuro-pii-chan is ONE HUNDRED SEVEN POUNDS in weight, pyon.
- Kuro-pii-chan wears GLASSES, pyon.
- Kuro-pii-chan likes to DRESS LIKE A BOY, pyon.

> Kuro-pii's bestest friend in the whole wide world.... pyon! <
AGATSUMA SOUBI-CHAN! Her Gaia account is iYoji, for those who haven't heard of her awesomeness!

> Kuro-pii's favourite song.... pyon! <
the Great Escape by BOYS LIKE GIRLS, pyon! <333

> s**t that's happened to Kuro-pii.... pyon! <
Alrightie, pyon. You really want to know, pyon? Alright then, pyon! I warned you, pyon! This was... a few months ago, pyon. Around May fifth, pyon. So I was at home, right, pyon? And my dad comes up to me and starts talking to me, pyon. [I was visiting them, by the way, pyon.] And then say something that really ticks him off- I don't remember what- and he starts beating on me, pyon. And then my mother- who just loves to abuse me, pyon- comes in and asks why he's beating on me, pyon. So he gives her the reason- I still don't remember- and then SHE starts beating on me, pyon. So I'm on the ******** verge of death and I manage to get away, pyon. Guess who I run to, pyon? THAT'S RIGHT, PYON! Soubi-chan, pyon! She and Chrissy lock me in their apartment and they wouldn't even let me go when the police DEMANDED I be let out, pyon. I really felt like I was going to die that day, pyon.

Anyways, loves, that's all I have to say, pyon! I hope you all enjoyed reading about me, pyon! Even though that last part wasn't all that great, pyon...! But that there just shows how good Soubi-chan is, pyon. She's really such a sweetheart, pyon! I can't wait till she turns twenty, pyon! <3333