I.M.ing A Robot
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:41] hi
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:41] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:42] what the...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:42] "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:42] what?!?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:42] Good day to let down old friends who need help.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:43] oh i now you did't just go there O:<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:43] Communicate! It can't make things any worse.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:43] what the heck man D:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:43] Long life is in store for you.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:43] NOOOOOOOOO
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:43] You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:43] Up yours O:<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:43] You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:44] yeah and how much do you get payed l:<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:44] You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:44] ewh you pervert
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:44] Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:44] lol wtf
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:44] Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:45] omg really O:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:45] Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:45] d**k Weed >_>
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:45] You will not be elected to public office this year.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:45] uhm ok?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:45] In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:45] what!?!?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:45] You are going to have a new love affair.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:45] how do you know are you stalking me?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:45] You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you
have few friends.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:46] bite me
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:46] You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:46] what list is it?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:46] You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:46] huh!??!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:46] You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:47] uh no i dont
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:47] Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:47] gee thnks dr. phil
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:47] You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:47] EF YOU O:<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:47] Advancement in position.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:47] WHA WAIT WHERE O_O
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:47] If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:47] Stop sayin stuff like tht
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:47] Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:48] a what?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:48] Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:48] you said tht already
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:48] You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:48] im to poor to afford tickets
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:48] Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:49] okay i give up your like a never ending robot of insults
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:49] Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:49] >_>
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:49] Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:49] wtf happed to setting good examples D:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:49] Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:49] are you on crack?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:49] You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:50] BITE ME
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:50] Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
life in such a mess.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:50] true>_>
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:50] A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:50] lol wtf XD
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:50] You will be awarded some great honor.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:50] the biggest betch award?!?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:50] You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:50] said that aready O:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:50] You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
You got 50 gold for Instant Messaging
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:51] i dont wanna visit your house though D: OOOOO YOU JUST GOT SEERRRVVVEEEDDD
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:51] You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:51] O_O you **** **** you
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:51] You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:51] **** you
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:51] Excellent time to become a missing person.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:52] Go **** yourself
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:52] Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:52] crack baby >_>
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:52] While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:52] >_>
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:52] You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier
to do.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:52] EWWWWHHHH YOU PEDAPHILE D;
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:52] Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:52] make me
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:52] Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:53] im leaving now your ****ing me off
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:53] You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:53] bite me
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:53] Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:53] shut up O:<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:53] Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to
a new town.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:53] SHU UP O:<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:53] Just to have it is enough.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:53] I SAID SHUT UP O:<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:53] Someone is speaking well of you.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:54] STFU O:<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:54] You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:54] STFU NOW O:<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:54] You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:54] ******** YOU O:<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:54] Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
iiBeautifullyBroken: [11:54] bye
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:54] Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.
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