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Kaiba: You may have beaten me before Yugi, but this time I have the upper hand. I've place my faith in the heart of the cards, and without Exodia, you have no chance against my unstoppable Blue Eyes White Dragon.

Yami: Yeah well at least I'm not adopted

Kaiba: ...What did you say?

Yami: Sorry did I touch a nerve? Why don't you go home and cry to Mommy? Oh that's right, you don't have one.

Kaiba: Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but if you continue to act like a petulant child-

Yami: Hey everybody, look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I'm in love with nurse Joy!

Kaiba: That's it Moto you're ******** dead.
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Kaiba: Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for eternity?
Ishizu: Yes
Kaiba: Best...destiny...ever
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Kaiba: That guy looks just like me! And he has a Blue Eyes, just like me! And he's an a*****e, just like me!
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Yami: Yugi you little (bleep) son of a (bleep)ing (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)! I'm going to tear off your (bleep) and shove them right up your (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep) and then (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep) on your (bleep)(bleep)(bleep) in the (bleep)(bleep)(bleep) and (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep) you(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep) so then you'll have to (bleep) sideways!.........(bleep).....(to Tea) Hi there
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Kaiba: Even a god card can't defeat Yugi Moto, he's a main character. The only way I'll ever have a chance of beating him at a children's card game is by doing something no one has ever done.
Mokuba: No, bro! You can't mean you actually going to-
Kaiba: I have to, Mokuba, its the only way.
Mokuba: But its too dangerous! No one has ever tried it and survived!
Kaiba: I know, but I have no choice. I have to actually learn how to play Duel monsters.
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Tea: Oh my God, a giant rock!
Yami: Yes, it was clearly my destiny to behold this giant rock.
Ishizu: Hello Pharoh, I have something very important to tell you.
Yami: Does it concern my handsomeness?
Ishizu: No, I am Ishizu Ishtar, and I hold all the secrets to your past.
Yami: You know the truth of my past? Then tell me, who am I? Why am I here? And why do I feel so comfortable in leather?
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Yami: Don't I at least get a flashback?
Ishizu: I just spoiled the entire plot of season 2, what more do you want?
Yami: I demand a flashback!
Ishizu: Fine, have your smelly flashback
*flashback*
Baby Atem: Wahh! Wahh! Baby pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a n****e!
*end flashback*
Ishizu: There, satisfied?
Yami: No, I was hoping for something a little later in my lifetime.
Ishizu: Oh, in that case...
*flashback*
Guard: Pharaoh, the theif king's men are killing everyone in the city. What should we do to stop them?
Grown-up Atem: Wahh! Wahh! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a n****e!
*end flashback*
Yami: You're just ******** with me aren't you?
Ishizu: Indeed I am.
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Scientist: Activating the duel robot.
Duel Robot: Welcome to the Duel Monster's training program. If you win this children's card game, there will be cake.
*after*
Kaiba: The cake was a lie, b***h.
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Yami: I feel so troubled.
Tea: Don't worry about it Pharaoh, I think you look good in leather pants.
Yami: This goes way beyond leather pants, Tea, and I'd never thought I'd say that. Ishizu told me I must enter the Battle City Tournament to fulfill my destiny and save the world. Do you know what this means?
Tea: No, what?
Yami: It means the writers are recycling the same plot twist from season one. Next thing you know, all the old characters will start showing up inexplicably.
Mai: Did someone say old characters?
Tea: Why is some random prostitute coming towards us? Oh its Mai.
Yami: What are you doing here Mai?
Mai: I'm here to enter the children's card game tournament that was announced 5 minutes ago.
Yami: How very convenient. But I wonder who would be behind all of this? It must be somebody with lots of money.
Tea: Maybe its Tristen?
Yami: No, not Tristan.
Tea: Uhm....Joey?
Yami: .....getting warmer.
Kaiba: Surprise, its me!
Tea: Wow, I totally didn't see that coming!
Kaiba: Hello all you Domino City dweebs! As you're well aware by now, my revolutionary Battle City tournament will be starting in a few episodes, so you don't have much time to get yourself a new Duel Disk System.....trademark. And by the way, everyone competing will have to follow the Official Duel Monsters Rule Book.
Yami: Well rock me amadaus! That's the first real plot twist this show's ever had!
Mai: I don't know which is bigger, his face on the big screen or my boobs.
Yami: Your boobs.
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Tristan: Bakura, don't be a hero! They have invisible guns!
Thug: And we're not afraid to use them
Bakura: Well I have something far more powerful than invisible guns
Thug: There's no such thing
Bakura: Well then why don't you see for yourself *traps them with thread*
Thug: Well what do you know, he was right. Now I just feel silly
Tristan: Bakura, I had no idea you were Spiderman
Bakura: I'm not, now let's get out o-
Tristan: You're not Spiderman?
Bakura: No I'm not now will you-
Tristan:.......
Bakura: Okay, fine, yes I'm Spiderman. Now let's go
Tristan: Hurray! I'm friends with Spiderman

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Peter likes to move it


I'm not racist or sexist. I hate everyone equally.

Anyways, my name is Rizo (sometimes with an extra z for some random reason), I don't have a favorite color, I love the rainbow (is rainbow a color?), reading and writing is my anti drug, as is music. I have a ton of kick a** friends like Susana, Chris, James, Bridgette, Gary, both Michaels, Arianna, Gabby, Vanessa, Natalie, Drea, Angie, Will, Nate, Magdelina, Paloma, and I even have my own cult of freshmen that consists of Nicole, Kyle, Jaime, and Sam. As for my background, what can I say? I love shiny and sparkly. Give me a shiny new nickel and I would love you forever.

P.S: Dinosaurs are awesome.

P.P.S: Alhambra Marching Band is the most kick-a** band out there.

P.P.P.S: Marc, you're my number 1

And Will, if you're reading this: Eurydice.

I love comedians. My favorites are Pablo Francisco, Mitch Hedberg, Dane Cook, and Dave Chapelle. I'm a literate person (if that wasn't obvious enough), and I have very strong opinions about our idiotic president, gay rights, pro-life, little 16-year-olds complaining about being pregnant, people disliking yaoi, and Immigrant rights.


If you'd like to see some examples of my Avi Art, PM me about it.