Behind the Hero
FUN FACTS:~Names America.
~I'm a hero!
~July 4th is a day you don't wanna miss.
~I have 50 states.
~I'm looking for more states. Will you beeee my 51st state? wink
~I'm the best thing since England sliced bread.
~I like burgers. Super SIZE ME.
~I wanna be a movie star.
~I once was a cowboy, the greatest one around.
~England's a Tea Bag
~My interests include being a hero, football (REAL FOOTBALL), annoying tea bag, saving the world, flying warplanes, playing with Japan's latest gadgets, defeating the Axis of Evil,Going to out to eat Fast Food, etc.
Axis of Evil:
Terrorists: They are EVERYWHERE. WE MUST DEFEAT THEM. WMDS.
Russia: I WILL BEAT YOU.
England: You are a freaking teabag sometimes…grr
Iran: He hates me for some reason…I don’t get it. He burns my AMERICAN FLAGS. SHAME. Maybe he’s jealous of me.
Korea: Stop beating me in Video Games. You must be cheating.
Cuba: COMMIES
Mexico: Border hopper >:
France: Perv >:
SAFE LIST:
-Vietnam: My 51st State
-Taiwan: My Sammich Maker
-Sedan Sudan: My Car
-China: My Pokemanz
-Mars: Aliens are real.
-Italy: Useless, but good food. Mmmm
-Australia: He likes beer and his accents are funny. I like to party with him.
-America: THE HERO
-Greece: He always sleeps. I like people like this. They stay outta TROUBLE.
-Japan: He makes robots and video games. YAY!
-Ireland: She hates Teabag. =]
-Oh I almost forgot Canada, my bro.
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Kudos to you, mate. : D ]]
Thank you. ( = ヮ = )৩
-hugs you and grins-
I am fine America. c:
And yes, eating plenty, though avoiding Rocky mountain oysters...
And the mountains are okay. I think theres a fire though close to the royal gorge. :c
And you? How are you doing? c: