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LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Hmph. Time to redo this. Formerly known by the username Delta 17, I Revolution Epsilon (see what I did there? Delta > Epsilon. Lulz.) formally welcome to you to this profile which I am too lazy to update and/or maintain....-clicks tongue-...I really don't know what else to say.....Oh! I'm a huge mecha fan, and....hmm.....I live in Pittsburgh. My music interest is a very wide variety. I like everything from Modest Mouse, to Ozzy, to MGMT, to Weezer to the Foo Fighters, up to the (Rolling) 'Stones and the Beatles, and at the top of the music pyramid, is of course, Rush. I also listen to a lot of music from select video game series. Not because I'm a nerd...(Well....ok...I kinda am...) But because some of it is very well composed, don't you think? If for some reason I interest you (LOLWUT?) I can be contacted in multiple ways:
MSN: lolwut100@gmail.com
Xbox Live: Oceleet
PSN: (COMING SOON! ^w^)
Email: (Lol, old school) Same as my MSN email.
LoL Summoner Name: lolwut100

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The Ten Commandments of Watching New Anime.
1. Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its title. Look at Bleach…
2. Thou shall not judge an anime based on its opening theme.
3. Thou shall not judge based on its random misuse of English (because at least they’re trying).
4. Not by said anime’s opening theme song’s random misuse of English.
5. Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its first episode. It’s call the bait-and-switch people, be aware of it.
6. Thou shall not judge based on the fan girls.
7. Thou shall not steal new anime from the Internet….unless thou intends to share with thine anime club.
8. Thou shall accept that gravity is optional. Especially when dealing with hair.
9. Thou shall not say the manga was better unless thou hath read the manga.
10. Thou shall forgive thy parent’s for calling anime “cartoons,” and thus grouping Spike Spiegel and Light Yagami with Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny and SpongeBob Squarepants.
The Otaku's Creed
We are the geek, without us pop culture is obsolete.
All kids side with either Sith or Jedi.
Get your sci-fi fling on from Wookie to Klingon.
Light sabers and photon torpedoes ready to go and give a lickin
‘Till it ends up parodied on Robot Chicken.
Live long and prosper, run your course
When geeks die they enter the Force.
We don’t fear invasions from the Martians or the Borg
Because these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
We are the geek, hardcore gaming is all we seek.
From pwning noobs, woot dings, leet speak button-mashing, Rock Band thrashing.
From the roots of Nintendo to Mario, to Sega Genesis, one nation under Playstation.
We’ve had our iddy-bitty Wii Mii’s on the TV, see?
Get a load of the invincibility cheat code – it ain’t game over ‘till epic fail – you’ve lost the game.
No evasion of the zombie invasion, we’ve had our training from Left 4 Dead Rising, that is a must,
And all your Grand Theft Auto are belong to us.
MMO’s like Everquest, oh WOW, cross my Halo, hope to die
Unless you get shanked by the Team Fortress Spy.
We are the geek, praise the Otaku, those anime freaks.
Magical school girls and harems are shojos, Shonens will ever increase.
Mechas will wreck us and ninjas will win ya, for everyone else there is Bleach.
Naruto pins on their backpacks
Manga buttons on our cat-ear hats.
From Project A-ko to Xenogears, Vampire Hunter D Grayman, Darker Than Black Lagoon, from Trigun to Sailor Moon.
Let them glomp, let them cosplay, let them have their yaoi schoolboys and fan dubs,
Fansubs, fanfics, fan letters for worse or better.
We are the geek, without our dice rolls we’re incomplete.
Every Winter-een Mas Day, we LARP, tabletop role-play.
Earning GP, HP and XP, drowning in our mana pools with 2nd edition old school rules.
It’s D&D: level up or shut up.
Spell-casters and tanks, clerics and rogues adding up skill ranks.
We are the geek: we are underestimated, underpaid and under-medicated.
If you’re not gonna enjoy yourself, don’t get out of bed.
If you won’t live your dreams, you’re better off dead.
You bet we own the Internet. No longer freaks
No longer meek
But each unique
In their own way sheik
We cannot be beat:
We are the Geek!
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