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sorry folks now here 's the pig times,bye spidee or hobo or demon slayer or beowulf
THE PIG TIMES
8-17
it is good to be back publishing the pig times, well actuly it sucks but ah well.
lots of good news has hapended while i was gone lets see what i missed.
*mumbles to himself* rusian soldgers run out of georgia bye little mouse,crap.
The iron man and the hulk political debate,crap.
our prez admits his favorite coler is patato,total crap.
a guy wins gold metal bye siting on chair for acrobats,its good crap.
thats our news update join us next week for coverage of the debate between
spiderman and venom on the police force
8-19
we are back and hear to cover the police force debate with spider man and venom
Reporter:mister man,
Spiderman:its spider, spider man
Reporter yes what is your plan for the police.
Spiderman:well you goys never do anything when i arive at acrime scence your always pined downed and your so fat my aunt could beat you in a footrace, serously pick up the slack or get lost losers.
Reporter:mr venom
Venom:RAR!!!! *eats reporter on live tv*
Another reporter:mr venom whats your plan
There shall be no cops they can just do nothing while we terorize the city
(not to mention i bribed the po po to vote for me by a lifetime suply of jelly filled doughunts)
Judge:all in favor of spider man
*1 guy rases his hand venom eats him*
Judge:All in favor of venom
*cops try to rase there hands but there to fat to*
Judge:anyone didnt get a single vote shame shameshame.....
*spiderman and venom look at eachother and agree *
Judge:my mother would be so as.....hey what are you doing dont web me spidee do OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *drops dead*
Spidee:yay now lets get into a big batle to cover the judges death
*Venom eats spiderman after big battle*
*cops try to cheer but there to fat to*
Venom:im gona eat you guys your to fat
*Venom tries to catch up with roling away cops, then after he eats all of them he exploded*
Thats the end of this debate we will se you in the headlines tomorow this is spiderpig good night
9/1
good evening welcome to another adtion of the pig times
im geting some news that when Obama had done his aceptence speach his 1st coment was to Hillary clinton
"oh you know u want it oh so come and get it"
soon after there was a fight
im not covering the republican convention who wants to see some old men fight although i know that george bush is gona have a big smackdown on John Mccane
and all that bill clinton did was make out with other girls while hillary was fighting....and i think hillary is a sore loser thats our top story hows the weather out there steave
*spidee quickly changes suits*
CRAPS
*changes*
thats great good bye everyone
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your the one who said not to
talk to you again.
i just got hacked 4 weeks ago.
i got cloud for 8k.
i got my fairy wings by selling stuff from the cash shop
winter rose is being borrowed be me.
bao was donated
bought enchanted book
gift of godess was donated
and the aquatica was i bought
and which account on?
on xxphr3sh_ang3lxx?
i got banned on that one