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How to conquer the world (for free!)

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Deathly Hallows9295

Report | 08/20/2007 7:41 am

Deathly Hallows9295

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    i knew a that was so stupid that.......















    she called me to get my phone number.































































    she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said































































    "concentrate."































































    she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.































































    she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.































































    she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.































































    she tried to drown a fish.































































    she thought a quarterback was a refund.































































    she got locked in a grocery store and starved to .































































    she tripped over a cordless phone.































































    she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.































































    she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.































































    she studied for a test.































































    she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.































































    when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,































































    she moved.































































    when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice































































    instead.































































    when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said































































    "Airport Left" she turned around and went home































































    Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for































































    7 years!!!!!!!!!!!































































    *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years































































    *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you































































    *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out































































    *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time































































    *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you































































    want in life































































    After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on







    it
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