wow panda chan! congrats! but why would u want to steal a chello??? i think it would be amazing to learn how to play keyboard. good luck w/ the guitar thing too. Ur so lucky!! i'm not old enough to get my temps yet ><!!! I think i'll get it in the spring though. talk to u later panda chan!!
ahhhh love. hm ive never been in love before and dont plan on being in love for a while. must be nice. i think im failing history. grrr i hate my teacher hes the football coach and was in the NFL and he sucks.
Jock was out working the field when a barnstormer landed.
"I'll give you an airplane ride for £5," said the pilot.
"Sorry, cannae afford it," replied Jock.
"Tell you what," said the pilot, "I'll give you and your wife a free ride if you promise not to yell. Otherwise it'll be £10."
So up they went and the pilot rolled, looped, stalled and did all he could to scare Jock.
Nothing worked and the defeated pilot finally landed the plane. Turning around to the rear seat he said, "Gotta hand it to you. For country folk you sure are brave!"
"Aye," said Jock "But ye nearly had me there when the wife fell out!"
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