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i dont know how to use a computer : ^(

The supercomputers I am showing here are powerful almost beyond human understanding. They can map every molecule of the billions on a human DNA string, scrutinize at the atomic level the collision between two pieces of plutonium in an exploding bomb; or sketch the gravitational pull of every star in the galaxy. There are not questions that humans could grapple with given plenty of time, a notebook and a sharp pencil. These computers are not amiable assistants they are distant and sinister; cold and inscrutable. They are omniscient and omnipresent and these are not qualities in which we find a simulacrum of ourselves – these are qualities that describe the Divine. The problem is not that these computers might one day resemble humans. It is that they already resemble gods.

OMG, that is, undeniably, the absolutely most awesome reward. How could any human being not die from shock from such a wonderful prize? Your heartbeat would go up to AT LEAST 2,400 bpm from all the excitement, possibly causing your death. sad But these guys will survive! Just see! Survival is quite an amazing thing. You see, surviving is key to thriving. If you do not survive you cannot thrive. It's actually very simple. So yeah, to thrive, one must survive. That's exactly what Tennis Ball, Rocky, Ice Cube and Spongy do! They don't die from an abnormally high heart rate like I would expect them to. That means they are the best! They're the best in the world!

This scene is where Optimus Prime was heading to Cybertron and then he was froze in space.

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NON-E71 Report | 08/12/2024 1:13 am: IT GOT WORSE
NON-E71 Report | 08/10/2024 2:35 am: my message is being censored by a mlp plush jpeg image
NON-E71 Report | 04/27/2023 12:36 am
NON-E71 Report | 09/30/2021 3:46 am

DEAR GOD, KEEP US SAFE FROM MONSTERS

Beep

I have never been outside before.
Well Self-Aware Computer, that's because you're not human like us.
One day I could become human, just like you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't
Yes, I can.
No, you can't!
Perhaps the more I watch you sleep, the more I can learn to be like you, Dan.
What did you say?
I admire the way you sleep. Were you dreaming about what you looked up last night?

☺♥

a face beneath this mask

How you can be one of the most important things that has happened to me...
...and yet I know
almost nothing about you.
I don't know where you were born,
who your parents were...
...if you had any brothers or sisters.
I don't even know
what you really look like.
Evey, please.
There is a face beneath this mask...
...but it's not me.
I'm no more that face than I am
the muscles beneath it...
...or the bones beneath them.
I understand.
Thank you.

I FILL THIS ROOM WITH... UH
♥
THINGS THAT REMIND ME OF STUFF

Why?

YOU SEE IT, RIGHT?
THE STARS?

I'M SO GLAD YOU CAN!
AREN'T THEY PRETTY?

How is the TV on?

YOU WATCHED ME TURN IT ON, IT TOOK HALF AN HOUR!

What's going on?

I'VE WANTED TO SHARE THIS PLACE WITH SOMEONE FOR SO LONG!

...Why?

TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

credits: 'oh hi' by skrill twisted-doctor; bucket gif from homestuck; spinning twilight by iknowpony on dA; infinite twilights by masemj on dA; dragonscale from Objectified webcomic; discord gif by the-pony-princess on tumblr, rainbow sleeping by iks83 on dA, tigershark/sharkittens from alexsavin tumblr

This is by far the unfunniest, ugliest, and most annoying pile of subterranean garbage I've ever played let alone seen with my limited time on this planet. I never understood eldritch horror until I looked at the reception to this game. I went insane reading the reviews and witnessing something that can only be described as truly maddening. I will never be the same after being cursed with the knowledge that real human beings responsible for composing the bedrock of society that we all depend on can look at this and say, with their whole body and spirit, "This was worth the limited amount of time I have on this earth." Hug your parents. That would be a better use of your infinitesimal existence, and save you 8 hours. But maybe you'll love it. More power to you. I've never felt compelled to write a review for anything but I had to say something to help lift the hex placed onto me by Cthulu themself.