"hey babe, uh, I'm gonna be out late tonight... gonna go kill some strippers and rape them- I MEAN me and my boiz, i'm not gonna be back until like, uh three years from now? tell the kids i love them"
"WHAT?"
"THE PHONE'S DYING OUT! Like, i haven't charged it so-"
Hey hatching...... i hate you... cause now all i want to do is go out and buy shoes.... i despise you with a passion... so go die.... and leave me all your shoes.... so yeah... loves..!
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