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They say you can learn all you need to know about a woman by the contents of her purse. That's obviously a stupid idea. For one thing, purses are pretty small, and there's always the off chance that things have either: (a) fallen out or (b) been omitted for space-saving purposes. Besides, technically speaking, to learn everything there is to know about a person, you'd need their medical, dental, criminal, and school records. How many women carry that stuff around?Buuut, just in case the saying really is true, I dumped my purse out over the keyboard. There's....one bubblegum pink wallet with a star chain, 27 movie stubs, a collection of sparkly doll stickers, a shiny beany frog, a purple tiger-striped super ball, strawberry-marshmallow sparkle lipgloss, a tiny purple mirror, three packs of watermelon Extra, one pack of citrus mint Trident, three sticks of spearmint Extra, and more gumwrappers than I care to count.
What do you get from that, purse-psychics? Huh?
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Typos make me feel more stupid than normal.
I suspect the hideous thing below me will be deleted...
o.o This pointless comment will probably be, too...
...wonder if pessimism is hereditary...
Anyway... o.o Pink.
Nothing wrong with pink.
...although I see more red than pink...
...anyways. I thought I had a point to this comment...
For some reason, I delibirately though, "I will go to her profile and comment on ______"
...ah well. Short-term memory prevails.
Happy pink profile page~!
There's some empty space. Bump the ugly comments down. Lalalala~
You're stupid.
Translation for you: "Ur stooopid."
;DDD
Thanks. I like your profile, too. It's cute.