About
My name: Laine
My Life In a nutshell, if you have been friends with me on here for a while then you must remember my very long 'about me'. Well I have decided to shorten it.
Warning 1: I have very bad spelling, please ignore it
Warning 2: Do not ever insult somebody for who they are.
Warning 3: I am pro gay rights, if you have a problem with that then leave
Warning 4: Music is my life; I even want to be a music teacher when I am older.
Warning 5: I have a terrible memory
I am your average creative, musical, and artistic highschool student. I am in the marching band and I am enjoying it so terribly much. I am section leader of the flutes too and they are like my family. <3
My amazing boyfriend is in the band too, he plays trumpet.
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I like animals very much ^.^ ( I have a dog, and three guinea pigs)
I take pride in my flute playing, I have been playing for eight years.
I strongly dislike when somebody's freedom of the mind is restricted.
I am a writer and an artist. I may not be the best writer or artist out there, but hey I try, isn't that what counts?
I live by expressing my self. This naturally means that i love reading/writing poety, stories, songs and much more. Expressing ones self also includes the way that one dresses. My favorite quote about this is from a book i recently read it said, "my body is my temple, of which i can decorate however i want." Onother way that i express myself is though my art.
My buddies:
Their opinion of me is that i am a dork, but arent we all?
My buddies are awesome in my opinion. We are the weird, we are the strange, we are the people who aren't ever afraid to be ourselves.
I myself am friends of many. There are the artsy friends, the nerdy friends, the goth friends, the sportsy friends, the 'leftovers' with no category friends, and then of course the band kids.
And also some very super active hyper chicks and dudes.
And an added bonus is that most of all many of us are very into music.
My buddies are (in my very good opinion) the best most unique buddies int eh whole wide freakin world!
I would like to point out that even if i could say that what i have written describes me i, I would have to admit that it does not. Honestly the best way that I have of describing myself is that I am a person. And if you insist on a deeper description I would say that I was just a very music person.
These are some of the most randomist quotes that me and my awesome friends have come across. Of course being a band kid there are many many more so this is only that first bite of the elephant.
Are you going to have a stripper poker party?
We're going to play stripper spin the bottle
We'll I'm a pole dancer!
I'll go be a stripper
I'd like to keep my butt as it is please
I'll supply the crack and weed
I'm so hot
Actually I was thinking about getting a stripper pole
I'm dying of hottness!
Are you watching porn?
Give me my nuggets!
I'm not going to pants you in front of my mother!
You can only touch your own balls
You're gonna die a virgin and your balls are gonna be sad
We made out on the bus yesterday
I'm gonna steal her pants
He likes to watch boys dance
He has 2 stripper poles in his basement
Termites choking on the splinters
IHOP ness I H O Pness (read out loud)
Mr. Dickman (real teacher)
Drew Peacock
Flamingoes= Flaming Hoes
When life gives you lemons put them in your bra and make your boobs bigger
Dixie Normous
I've earned my strippers
Hey!!!who is shaking my thingy???
Have you seen me naked???? NO!!!
Ow ow ow! my crotch!
I just love porn so much.
Other quotes:
I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator
THey may call themselves hunters but to me they are animal serial killers
If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
When words fail...music speaks
I don't run from you, I walk away slowly, and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me
Smile, it hides everything
I'm not in denial, I'm just selective about the reality I accept
How high can you fly with broken wings?
Father: Are you sleeping with my daughter? Man:No. Father:Why not? are you gay?(this is from the show Bones)
Friends are like bras, close to the heart, and there for support
I found a drugie! Oew! he is HOT! (long story, if you want to know it then ask me)
Lollipops, what we like to call cavities on a stick!
There are rabid butterflies in my tummy!
When did Hell freeze over, and why didn't I get a memo?
That is asuming that he hasn't lost what's left of his marbles
Would you look at that...___and ____are both standing in the middle of the River Denial, and not only are they both aware of it but are rather gleefully getting wet.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought of half as good. Luckily. its not that hard.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I hate all sports as rapidly as a person who like sports hates
common sense.
When the going gets tough the smart get lost.
There are more then one of us.
Al didn't smile for 40 years you've got to admire a person like that.
God gets to much credit for everything
It's better to be wanted for murder then not to be wanted at all.
Hell is other people
All truths are half truths
After all is said and done more is said then done.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Flies spread diseases. Keep yours zipped.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself. -Jonny Carson
I take my pet lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat.-Marty Pollio
I don't have trouble parking I drive a forklift. -Jim Samuels
Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he has candy.-Linda Festa
People who think they know everything are irritating to those of us who do.
Hell is full of musical ametuer.
Winter is natures way of saying up yours.
There is no gravity the earth just sucks.
The future is like the present only longer.
Weather forecast tonight: dark. -George Carlin
I have a rock garden; last week 3 of them died.
I read people like books, only they aren't always the same language. Sometimes I have to translate.
If great minds think alike then how do all the idiots think?
War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.
I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.
My faces are many, my sides are not few, I’m a dodecahedron, and who are you?
I would insult you, but you're not smart enough to get it...
So white i could blend in with a cloud.
-I have a new philosophy. I'm going to dread one day at a time. -Charles Schul
I've had just about all I can take of myself! -S.N. Behrman
The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has it's limits.
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory. -Paul Fix
To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. -Oscar Wilde
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
love is a grave mental disease -Plato
A good deed never goes unpunished. -Gore Vidal
If you haven't anything nice to say about anyone come sit next to me. -Alice Roosevelt
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. -napoleon
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -Lucille S. Harper
I've been in more laps then a napkin -Mae West
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for 5 years. -George Burns
I really like this (it is not mine, it is off of somebody elses page but i found it cool and decided to put it on my page):
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
Poem i like:
When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet;
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt, forget.
I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not feel the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on, as if in pain:
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise nor set,
Haply I may remember,
And haply may forget.
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by Christina Georgina Rossetti
Dream avi:
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(purple witch) (vampire animal lover)
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(black and white maid) (phantom of the opera(chick))
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(Autum princess) (White Magician)
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(death devil) (spring flower)
(made for a friend when they had like 0 gold, so it is simple but oh well)
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