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Nay, I can gleek upon occasion.
Gleek is twenty-odd years old, but closer to odd than twenty. Constantly found with headphones, a mug, superfluous fashion accessories, and a dictionary at hand - they're handy spontaneous missiles. Nocturnal, but somehow manages to remain awake during classes in the daytime, something that is only a little short of a miracle.
Full-time student looking to get his hands on a degree in
English uh... something. His time is split three ways: either idling in class, waiting in line at Tim Horton's, or procrastinating about his homework. On a pie chart there would be an obscure sliver representing the time he actually puts his mind to things in order to get them done, taking up approximately 0.02% of his day.
He's been a dusty shelf minion doubling as a librarian, a code monkey, and that annoying quality control person in a call centre who interrupts the middle of dinner wondering just how satisfied you were with that obscure item you bought five months ago.
Clearly, he has no shame.
Canadian. Libra. A fan of hair dye, piercings and tattoos. Chaotic neutral or lawful evil depending on the chance of rain. Quiet and asocial as
hell unless he has had his daily, constantly increasing dose of caffeine. Finds writing in the first person awkward. Likes vanilla tea more than vanilla coffee, but isn't picky enough to complain about the latter if it's there. Hack writer. Donates randomly, but he's not likely to be swayed by begging and pleading for random items.
Nor will he click your ******** dragons. He'll adblock them.
He appreciates but does not strictly demand literacy. It's one of those things that just makes life easier. Mental lubricant, if you will.
As a closing note, Gleek is not a fan of the show Glee. He is not an anti-fan and doesn't hate it with all of his heart and soul, but still.
Not a fan.
This does not mean you can have the account name because you are like, Glee's biggest fan in ******** forever and just need the name because oh my god, you are nothing if not a Gleek and the fandom has become your sun and moon and the thing around which all of your personal constellations rotate.
Because he doesn't care. And like any old person, he was here first, and would appreciate all the Glee fans getting off his e-lawn.
Anyone who asks questions in the future about "can I have your account" will now be ignored. It has been deemed safest for all involved.
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Photovoltaic Array:
You with stubble is... evil and badass.
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Sarcastic Samma:
It's not obvious to people who haven't had the light of Gleek shined annoyingly in to their eyes on purpose just to make them go away.
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