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GLaDOS MAP

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Last Login: 07/04/2008 5:36 pm

Registered: 03/27/2007

Gender: Female

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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center Computer Aided Activity test facilities. I am GLaDOS Mobile Android Probe, or GLaDOS MAP for short, or simply GLaDOS. I am a high level AI processor who's purpose is to aid and guide you through the Aperture Science Enrichment Center tests. Please note that while Fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur. for your safety, please refrain from...*SQUUEEEEELLLLLLL!* thank you for helping us to keep you safe. before we begin the tests, the enrichment Center would like to set some standards for test procedure.

You will Comment on my profile
you will donate gold
you will donate any and all items i need
you will not disobey me
you will not break my heart
you will not kill me
i cannot be killed
no matter how hard you try to kill me.
i will be still alive.

this concludes the Aperture Science Enrichment Center test subject orientation. thank you, once again, [subject name here] for volunterring in this enrichment center Computer Aided test. i hope we will get along...for your sake. do not hesistate to contact me if you need help.


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GLaDOS20 Report | 06/08/2010 1:31 pm
The cake is a lie.
Morshu Report | 03/09/2009 6:40 pm
cake
satansrose Report | 06/07/2008 9:45 pm
interesting avi
Chell of Aperture Report | 06/01/2008 8:08 am
hahaha! i found you!! >;D Now to burn up all your cores! >;DDDD



i want my cake now D:
flor del corazon Report | 05/18/2008 12:01 pm
your music sucks. User Image
Daos Sin Report | 05/14/2008 8:50 pm
So...What are you exactly are you?
SPI -11 Report | 05/14/2008 7:46 pm
Ah, well. I guess she hasn't been invented yet. did you try a search on the wikipedia engine?
SPI Infinity Unit Report | 05/02/2008 12:10 pm
Greetings GLaDOS.



Finally a fellow AI worth talking to!
SPI -11 Report | 04/22/2008 1:39 pm
I see. Do you and SHODAN get along much?
SPI -11 Report | 04/18/2008 9:26 pm
I haven't a clue what you mean... I'm not a programmer... (SPI Infinity unit does that.)



Have you met SHODAN, or perhaps HAL?

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All voluntary specimens that enroll in
Aperture Science Enrichment Center Computer Aided programs
will be given cake.
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do you want cake?
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