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Oh dear. Well... I'm not quite sure how to go about this. I could say the boring stuff: My name is Jennifer, I live in Indiana, I'm a senior (GO CLASS OF '06!), and I'm single. But who cares about stuff like that? Aside from guys who type lyk diz an wunt 2 hav cyberz!!!1!1!!!!!!1!!1! Lawl! Yes, your kind can go to Hell. I don't mind males at all, but I prefer them to portray themselves as an intellectual, especially online.

Maybe we should start off with what I like and what I don't like.. Or rather, just what I don't like. Here's the list of my pet peeves and things I loathe:

1.) Netspeak! ('u' instead of you, '2' instead of to/too, etc...) Seriously, people! How lazy can you be? Do you like people seeing you as mentally retarded? Sure, I could give in to the "internet lingo" or netspeak, but I refuse to because I LIKE LOOKING INTELLIGENT! The only way for someone to judge you at first glance online is through typing, as petty as it may seem. Don't you want to leave a good impression?

2.) Pathetic Internet Junkies! Yes, I am an internet junkie, but I don't go into chatrooms looking for 1 of these two things: a) an argument that ends with "ur gay!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!121!!!" or b) Cyber. I'll explain:
If you want to argue online, if you want to get your thrills that way, that's fine. But can you please try to seem like you have an IQ over 40? AND IF YOU'RE ONLINE TO GET "GET OFF" THROUGH TYPING, YOU'RE PRETTY PATHETIC! What I find extremely lame is that people who can get laid in-real-life are the ones who do this the most! A cold, but true fact. It's not all internet geeks. (I would like to state that I am for internet relationships, if they have meaning. I just got out of a year and four month online relationship. In which, we visited each other.)

3.) Drugs! Yes, I've done my share. But, when you reach an age of maturity it is time to stop. I'll be honest. My father had a drug addiction and my parents almost divorced because of it. If you are a young adult, you should know better. And to do drugs to "break the system" only is the stupidest reason, ever! Today (02/25/06)I heard the most... Irritating thing ever!

Friend: My boyfriend lost his job due to a piss test.
Me: And you're still... with him?
Friend: Well, yeah. It's only weed. He's lost alot of jobs because of it.
(Someone please slap my friend.)

4.) Teenage Alcoholics! We have many in my class. All they look forward to for the weekend is going to a party, getting "trashed", and getting laid. You know.. 17/18 is a pretty young age to become an alcoholic. Good luck in college, you won't go far.
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So, let's talk about future plans. Don't be intimidated. I probably won't get where I want to.

I'm going to go (already accepted) to a small, private, catholic college called Saint Joseph's. Major in Art, minor in Journalism (or vise versa). Become an art restorer or museum curator and sell my own art on the side. Live in a city, take public transportation, and reside in a studio apartment. It's a pretty big dream, but if you're going to dream might as well do it big! (Notice my future seems pretty lonely for a reason.)
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Other stuff I'd like to touch on is used-to-be dreams, my philosophy, relationships, etc... (just me in general). Deal with me here, I need to get it out.

1.) Used-to-be dreams. In elementary and some of middle school I wanted to be an Egyptologist. Can't say it got anywhere farther than a translated version of 'The Book of the Dead' and a few history books, but I can say it taught me some infortmation I will probably never use. But, that makes me feel smart.
For a brief half-second I wanted to be a cop/detective. Let's not talk about that.
For another half-second I really wanted to study religion/philosophy, but realized there isn't a demand for philosophers anymore.
For a few years, I wondered around aimlessly thinking I was the hot stuff and I wanted to be a model.
After all that and some more, I've decided on art. 'Kay.

2.) My philosophy of life isn't that life's a b***h and then you die. It's life's a b***h then you have a stroke. You're left side becomes paralyzed. Then, as you're limping across the street, you get hit by a bus and then maybe you die.

3.) My only thoughts on relationships is that if you're in one, it should be for the long run. Not just "Well, I want a boyfriend now and anyone will do." I also feel that you shouldn't need to have a significant other in order to justify your existance.

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