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PM me to take one of my many tests!

1) Star Wars
2) Harry Potter
3) TV Cartoons
4) Various Video Games
5) Random Facts
6) Lord of the Rings

More to come, and I will take ideas!



Two old women are sitting on the couch listening to the radio when it explodes. One looks at the other

First Pepperpot (Graham Chapman): We'll have to watch the Telly-vision!

Second Pepperpot (John Cleese): Aaaaw. (sound of agreement)

(they turn the couch so it's facing the television. One turns the television on, and they sit down. There is a small penguin sitting on top of the television set.)

Both Pepperpots: (singing, mumbled) hhmhmhmhmh... mhmmhmh mhmhm hhmhmmhm mhmhmmhmhmh

First Pepperpot: What's that on top of the telly-vision set?

(pause)

Second Pepperpot: (matter-of-factly) Looks like a penguin.

(pause)

Second Pepperpot: It's been a long time there, now, has it?

First Pepperpot: What's it doin' there?

Second Pepperpot: Standin'!

First Pepperpot: I can see that!

(pause)

First Pepperpot: If it laid an egg, it would roll down the back of the telly-vision set.

Second Pepperpot: Ummmm. I hadn't thought of that.

First Pepperpot: Unless it's a male.

Second Pepperpot: Yes. It looks fairly butch.

(pause)

First Pepperpot: Per'aps it's from next door.

Second Pepperpot: (yelling) NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from NEXT DOOR! They come from the Antarctic!

First Pepperpot: (yet louder) BURMA!!!

(they both stop short, looking around)

Second Pepperpot: Why'd'j say that?

First Pepperpot: I panicked.

Second Pepperpot: Oh.

First Pepperpot: Per'aps it's from the zoo.

Second Pepperpot: Which zoo?

First Pepperpot: (angrily) 'ow should I know which zoo it's from?!? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky!!

Second Pepperpot: 'Oo's Doctor bloody Bernofsky?

First Pepperpot: He knows everything.

Second Pepperpot: Oooh, I wouldn't like that, that'd take all the mystery out of life.

(pause)

Second Pepperpot: Besides, if it were from the zoo, it'd have "property of the zoo" stamped on it.

First Pepperpot: They don't stamp animals "property of the zoo"!! You can't stamp a huge lion "property of the zoo"!!

Second Pepperpot: (confidently) They stamp them when they're small.

First Pepperpot: (snapping back) What happens when they moult?

Second Pepperpot: Lions don't moult.

First Pepperpot: No, but penguins do. THERE! I've run rings around you logically.

Second Pepperpot: (looks at the camera) OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!

(The television warms up: a man is sitting behind a news desk)

Man: Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.

(the penguin explodes)

First Pepperpot: 'Ow did 'e know that was going to happen?!

Man: It was an inspired guess. And now...

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The Travels of Gaul Jolien: The Beginning

Little is known about me. Now it is time for my story to be told. An account of the life of me, according to me. Its all about me, and others.


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GaulJolien

Report | 06/09/2008 4:34 am

GaulJolien

Back from my year-long hiatus and its time to rock!
iDreamsprite

Report | 12/31/2006 5:47 pm

iDreamsprite

Wtf? gonk Why did you quit Gaia????!!! crying
alicia loves skittles!

Report | 12/15/2006 10:37 pm

alicia loves skittles!

hi

(even tho you quit gaia........)
Sora_Hanaki

Report | 11/02/2006 4:53 pm

Sora_Hanaki

Hiya!
iDreamsprite

Report | 10/11/2006 3:55 am

iDreamsprite

xD I want your video...Dance evolution....Lol. heart
THE CAKE IZ A LIE

Report | 09/21/2006 1:43 pm

THE CAKE IZ A LIE

Really nice profile...that's all I can say about it but if you even try to will the wheel to do something with it who knows where you'll go
MeLikeyCyber

Report | 09/14/2006 3:40 am

MeLikeyCyber

GaulJolien
The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills.

Indeed it does
Silverronin

Report | 09/06/2006 4:32 pm

Silverronin

I must have looked at your profile some fifty odd times by now... because I like you? Not that way... because I think your layout is great? it's rather blueish and bland... because it's where the hip people are? I'm emo (only half emo) so no... but I will tell you this... that video gets better with age!
iDreamsprite

Report | 08/17/2006 9:28 am

iDreamsprite

XD Hey Hey Peter!!!! Its the little asian ninja from last night! Whats up? Love the avatar and I hope you dont kill me with your asianess!
~Juls
GaulJolien

Report | 08/16/2006 7:04 pm

GaulJolien

Great Movies on amuthu's profile. Right Amu!?