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Last Login: 01/06/2016 1:39 pm

Registered: 04/15/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Satans arse

Birthday: 01/22/1991

Occupation: Manufacturing

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My name is Zach, and I rule....

Trains Eat Unicorns

“We’re here today with a report on unicorns. These magical creatures are the train’s prey. Coincidentally, train tacks are the unicorn’s natural habitat.”

TRAINS!EAT UNICORNS!
TRAINS!EAT UNICORNS!
MANES!AND POINTY HORNS!
JANE’s CREAMED CORN!
SILENCE IN THE VALLEY!
A UNICORN NAMED SALLY!
SHE WASN’T FAST ENOUGH!
AND LOVE IS SO TOUGH!
THE TRAINS CAME DOWN IN PACKS!
THEY DIDN’T WATCH THEIR BACKS!
TRAINS!EAT UNICORNS!
TRAINS!EAT UNICORNS!
MANES!AND POINTY HORNS!
LANES!ON WHICH TO MOURN!
ROLLING DOWN THE TRACKS!
TO CATCH THEIR DAILY SNACKS!
THEY NEVER SAW IT COMING!
THEY SHOULD HAVE HEARD THE HUMMING!
OF THE RUSTY ENGINES!
THE UNI’S WANT THEIR VENGANCE!
TRAINS!EAT UNICORNS!
TRAINS!EAT UNICORNS!
MANES!AND POINTY HORNS!
PAINS!THEY ADORN!
THE HUNTED ARE HUNTING!
THIS HAS NEVER BEEN!
THEY CRUSHED THEIR FOES!
WITH MIGHTY BLOWS!
VICTORY IS THEIRS!
NO MORE DESPAIR!
UNICORNS!EAT TRAINS!
UNICORNS!EAT TRAINS!
HORNS!AND SILVER MAINS!
JANE IIIS INSANE!





Me and my sissy wroted it Mainly my sis but.Thats my sissyUser Image

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DJ Rampage Report | 03/26/2009 9:25 pm
sup?
sweet_loser90 Report | 07/05/2008 1:26 pm
I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT!!!

WITH THE BLUE BOW TOO..hehe

i love you lots zach User Image
thedarkcreepess Report | 06/21/2008 12:23 pm
HELLO! hey where are you talking buddy..named Zach? =(
sweet_loser90 Report | 06/20/2008 12:03 am
baby look i'm sorry, ok? and if that is how you felt about it, then that was your choice, but i am sorry for making my choice and telling her..i shouldn't have. and i don't think you are an a**, or that you should feel that way.. i love you <333 talk to you tomorrow about it!
sweet_loser90 Report | 01/11/2008 5:45 pm
aww!!!! babe that is the sweetest thing!!! i love it, i love you! <3 and i miss you
sweet_loser90 Report | 01/04/2008 4:01 pm
miss you too!
sweet_loser90 Report | 12/29/2007 2:47 pm
thank you baby!!!! i love you so much <3 User Image now my feet won't b as cold
sweet_loser90 Report | 12/27/2007 9:16 am
I LOVE YOU!! <3
sweet_loser90 Report | 12/21/2007 7:55 pm
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sweet_loser90 Report | 12/17/2007 3:41 pm
ZACH!! HAVE I EVER TOLD U HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?!?! u shouldn't have, but i love it, and thank you so much User Image

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