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WARNING.
BORDOM MAKES YOU DO WEIRD THINGs
HOW TO BE ANNOYING LIST
Bored? Want people to think that you're annoying? Here're some annoying ways you can make people go crazy -- don't try anything unless you're 100% positive that you're not gonna get into trouble if you do stuff that are listed below. We're not going to be responsible if you get grounded and or arrested *cough*.
.:In General:.
# When ever someone compliments you or tells you what to do, ask them 'why?' and repeat it over and over again until the person leaves.
# Put some fluffy pillows into your shirt (to make it look like you're pregnant) and then run around the street and scream "wwheee!!"
# After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
# Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
# As people talk, smell their shoulders.
# Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
# Buy it, wear it, return it.
# Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
# Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'
# Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
# Draw moustaches on posters.
# Drum on every available surface.
# Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
# Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
# Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
# Go to Burger King and ask for a McChicken Sandwhich
# Hang around national monuments all day, trying to get in other people's vacation photos. Afterwards, give them your address and ask them to send you a print when they get them developed.
# Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
# Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
# Make appointments for the 31st of September.
# On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
# ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
# Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
# Poke anyone near you and say, "stop violating my personal space."
# Hide under the table. When people walk past grab their ankles.
# Ignore people. If they talk to you say 'My mum told me not to talk to strangers'
# Hide behind doors. When people are about to walk through them slam the door on them.
# Sit on the sofa and look like you're in pain. When people ask what's wrong, pull out a ping-pong ball and say you layed an egg.
# Wear multiple coats. Ask people for their coats repeatedly until they give it to you
# Keep the tap running/flush the toilet when people are in the shower.
# Make people prove whatever they say.
# Drop a pen. Wait for someone to pick it up and yell 'That's Mine!'
# When they stop picking it up get it yourself and mutter something about selfishness
# Sing the most annoying song you can think of. Out of tune.
# Whenever someone asks you to do something ask 'You want fries with that?'
# Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try and get past.
# Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
# Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of disinfectant.
# “Forget” the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
# Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
# Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
# When people ask for some money, give them Monopoly money.
# Announce when you're going to the toilet.
# Chain yourself to a bed and demand that your family brings you food.
# Follow people around asking them if they're your friend.
# Learn how to say 'I love you' in lots of different languages. Say them to random people as they walk by.
# Go tell someone you don't know your life story.
# Ask the Pizza place to put food colouring in the cheese.
# Tell people you've just been treated for worms.
# Follow people around with a sketch book, constantly telling them they're your idol.
# Put weird backgrounds on shop computers.
# Repeat every third third word you say.
# Leave a Snicker in the toilet.
# Randomly yell 'You will all perish in the flames!' in quiet places.
# Move into the shed/garage and refuse to come out.
# Walk into a group of people who's talking and start laughing hard...then walk away quickly.
# When someone says something, start coughing. Stop and wait until the person starts talking again, then cough more, this time, fall down and pretend that you caught a virus.
# At the library, randomly get a book, pretend to read it and shout 'OMG!! There's a cuss word in this book!'
# Pretend like you can talk to animals at the zoo, tell a random guy that the animal thinks his hairdo is ugly.
# Dress up as King Arthur, run around the streets and yell 'Outrage! Outrage!!!'
# Walk up to someone and burp loudly, then walk away like you didn't do anything.
# When someone asks for directions, point to the sky and tell them 'Go up'
# Follow a weird guy on the street and start blabbering about this 'I know this one dude, who told this dude, who told his uncle, who told this dude, who told this dude, who told this mom's sister's nephew's former roommate, who told this girl, who told this dude, who told my mom, who told my mom's friend, who told this dude, who told my friend's friend, who told my friend, who told me...and do you know what he/she said? He/she said...Hi'
# Complain about the sky being black at night.
# Sneak a violin into a library full of people then start playing the E string terribly and loudly.
# Tell everybody that you know their secrets.
# Advise your therapist to see a therapist.
# When you're home alone, play music from your computer or whatever really loud so the neighbors can hear it.
# Walk around the school with a basketball in your hands and ask everybody what word rhymes with 'orange'. Hit them in the head with the basketball if they say that 'orange' has to rhymes.
# Constantly tell your friends that you hate them, and when they ask why, say "I dunno."
.:At School:.
# Tell one of your teachers that when you grow up, you want to be a hobo.
# Whenever your teacher asks you a question, tell them that the answer is 'Q'
# Ask your substitute 'How low can you dive?' or any questions concerning submarines.
# Mix your cafeteria food up and mutter gibberish words under your breath. When someone asks you what are you doing, tell them that you're holding a ceremony for people who ate cefeteria food and died of food poisoning.
# Complain about Earth being a sphere to your science teacher, be technical about it.
# Tell your language arts teacher 'To be, or not to be...that, is the question' when she asks the class a question.
# Keep opening your bag at school and ask 'Have you got enough air in there?'
# Leave a Snicker in the school toilet.
# Arrange for a bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
# Arrange for a bunch of people to drop their pen at the same time.
# Write fake love notes and slip them into peoples pockets/books.
# Scream in packed hallways.
# Smear really gross stuff on banisters.
# Tape one end of the toilet roll to the top of the stairs, kick the toilet roll down the stairs.
# If someone near yo falls asleep tie their shoelaces to the table/together.
# Draw your teacher in the margins.
# On the day that your paper is due in run into class joyfully screaming 'I have a paper!!'
# When you have to do a really long essay or project put a really weird piece of paper in the middle of it, something like a recipe for brownies or something.
# Spill coffee on your history essay. Say you wanted it to look the part.
.:In Restraunts:.
# Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
# Whenever a waiter walks by cough and mutter 'minimum wage'.
# Asks a waiter at a restaurant if he/she ever went to college.
.:Annoying Police Officers:.
# Ask a police officer if he/she had any spare donuts.
# Walk infront of your parents and insist to a police officer that this weird couple has been following you for the past 15 minutes.
.:Amusement Parks:.
# Offer people Monopoly money for their spots in line.
# When people won't let you cut infront scream that you know what they did last summer.
.:In cars:.
# When in a taxi tell the driver to go left while pointing to the right.
# Honk and wave to strangers.
# At lunch time, sit in your (parents) car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
# On long car journeys ask repeatedly 'Are we there yet?'
.:The Cinema:.
# At the cinema, throw popcorn into the air and yell 'It's snowing!!!'
# Clap when the good guy in a film gets killed.
.n the computer:.
# E-mail your internet friend asking how to send an e-mail.
# Spam a friend's webmail Inbox with fake mayonaise purchases. Tell them that they have 24 hours to pay for the mayonaise orders.
# When on a forum post a message asking how to post messages.
.:In Shopping Centers:.
# Sprint up the down escalator.
# Walk down the up escalator.
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