Man, what is with the surge of women I have the hots for informing me of their sex life today (unless you thought that you had the next Jesus, which I doubt with you being Jewish and all xD)? It's like everyone wants to remind poor old Urto that he can't get any!
Also, I don't even know the name of your main account. Added you on MyLame. Guess FaceSuck could stand a refresher course, too.
Your elegant form and unrivaled beauty make men as the moon, tearing forth from the mysterious blue wave after wave of animosity, crashing them down upon me in jealousy, for I know you more truly than any other could hope to.
Got that recruiter issue fixed I think. How's life?
Amen to that. But feel free to tell me about all those loathsome troubles you have via message if you want. You may be a toughy, but your other half still worries sad
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