baby-arm
beaver basher
p***s sangbo nam rod
baby-maker
bell on a pole
beef whistle
burrito
bishop
bratwurst
braciole
candle
c***d
chopper
c**k
cranny axe
c** gun
custard launcher
dagger
deep-V diver
d**k
dickie
ding dong mcdork
disco stick
dog head
drum stick
dong
donger
dork
dude piston
dragon
eggroll
Easy Rider
fang
ferret
flesh flute
flesh tower
foto
fire hose
******** rod
groin ferret
heat-seeking moisture missile
hose
hog
jackhammer
Jimmy
John
Johnson
John Thomas (dated)
joystick
kickstand
knob
krull the warrior king
lap rocket
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
lizard (as in "drain the...")
longfellow
love muscle
love rod
love stick
luigi
manhood
meat popsicle
meat stick
meat injection
member
microphone
middle stump
mushroom head
mutton
netherrod
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
one-eyed monster
one-eyed wonder weasel
one-eyed yogurt slinger
pecker
Pedro
peepee (children's term)
Percy
peter
Pied Piper
pink oboe
piss weasle
piston
plug
poinswatter
pork sword
p***k
princess sophia
private eye
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
quiver bone
rod
rod of pleasure
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schnitzel
schwanz
schwarz
shaft
short arm
single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
skin flute
soldier
spawn hammer
stick shift
surfboard
tassle
third leg
thumper
thunderbird 3
thundersword
tinker
todger (Australia, UK)
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
twig (& berries)
twinkie
vein
wang
wang doodle
wanger
whoopie stick
wiener
Wiener Schnitzel
wick
willy (children's term)
wing dang doodle
winkie (children's term)
yingyang
yogurt gun
Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
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