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I'm dead. Seriously, I died five years ago this Spring. It sucks, believe me. Ok, well, I may not be dead, per se, but I can dream. But I do seriously like cheese. And napping. Also, well, there isn't a whole lot more to me. I'm from bum-**** Indiana, so you more than likely don't know where the **** I'm from, unless you about the KKK's histrory. Or you play Highschool sports in Indiana. Yeah, That was our band that made the IHSAA illegalize noisemakers and signs during the playoffs. I drive *****y old truck that doesn't always work properly.


Personal heroes:
Steve the Pirate
Monkeys. Infinite Monkeys. With typewriters.
Wreckgar
Whoever created the word masturbation
Kurt Vonnegut
Neil Gaiman
Nipples (You know, that dude in Little Nicky)
Stephen King
Satan (You know, for going his own way)
My mom, for everything
Mr. Adye (Don't even try to say it)
Cheese (because)
Gene Rodenberry (for getting Shatner laid every episode. That's an accomplishment.)
George Lucas (For showing me how to **** on something beautiful)

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picturemeperfect

Report | 11/19/2007 5:57 pm

picturemeperfect

You have a chocobo. You a*****e.

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I like cheese.

PI!!!!!!!!!!!

I want you...to want...Me...

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