Hey hey! Some advice. When your swimming in a creek and theres a rabid current. DON'T swim towards it! And also don't try to balance yourself on a rock that has moss on it, O.o it's slippery.
Soooooooooo how's your summer? I have nothin' else to ask and i'm randomly bored. THIS IS SPARTA! Haha meet the spatans...
"Take the deal!" "But what about sparta!?"
Penguin dances. "You've got hapy feet!" Leoniteous(Sp?) exclaims! "I'm about to make you my b***h Leoniteous!"
"When an asian baby was born Angelena had dibs."
"Who the hell is james bond!?"
"We've stopped here 'cause the pathways are narrow. And because the Persian's number won't count for s**t!"
Leoniteous is out in the cold in nothing but a loin cloth. He finds a subway sandwich. "What? There's no mayo! This is bullshit!"
"What's this?" "The combination to my Chasety belt."
"My son. You are very small and will grow to be a big man-" "That's not your son." Miget walks away muttering a 'd**k!'. Leonieous turns to his son. "Remember, a Spatan must be ready for anything,. He punches his son knocking him out cold.
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