My True Form...
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The Bar of Pimps
3 Barton 034716
Open: 4:00-5:00 PM (PST) on Tuesdays
Holidays (Closed): Thanksgiving Week
Holidays ( Open ): -None-
Special Events : -None-
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The Bar of Pimps is a bar for those intellectually incorrect maniacal, AIDS-driven pimps who love to bring their hoe's somewhere to whip and trade. The Bar Of Pimps, owned my me, A Pimp Named Yoshi, will have both a shop where you can offer for the items on shelves, and a nice RP Bar for your Whisky-drinking needs.
You can also bring jo' hoe's here to be your trophie wives, and you can conduct trading of them on certain special events. Yup, a pimp's paradise.
Remember to follow the rules of Gaia Online, except that anti-pimpin laws are so last century. Just keep it online. No talking about personal life, just have fun being a pimp only on Gaia. In my shop, it's online pimpin XD
---I made this bar because I was bored, and my friend Hobo Tweety wants to be a Pimp on Gaia X-). If I'm breaking any rules, I'll change my Pimp Bar back to a normal bar.
The Elite
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About Meeeee!
Hello, people of Gaia. I am the Great Exteradude, leader of the Elite. I am 15 years old, and currently reside as the Political Enemy of Y.R.H. Xoriuka. I'm the ultimate powerful cool guy with awesome awesomeness of coolness... and stuff...
I have a cat, a dog, and a pet Cerebus Ghost. I also have a Grunny named Sparky the Great. I reside in a Dark Realm where darkness overflows the land, but I do come to the vast Lands of Gaia. Find me on these realms, and find me either eating your brains with a bendy straw, or cracking a joke with you and eventually adding you. Depends if you're edible or not.
I am friends with the great Remote-Kid and Hobo Tweety. How I know them? Well, I'll have to kill you if I tell you. So, I'll do the best thing I can. be random. Eh hem! ZOOBADABAYABADABA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that I'm back to being awesome with some sense in my head, if any, I'd like to tell you that I will eventually kill you and destroy the world you live in, make it as my own, and makle the world reborn in my favor: chaos and evil.
You may be wondering how I got to this damned world I am in at this moment. You see...
I once was in a very ultimate form known as JENOVA. I caused world destruction from planet
to planet. I am the god of ultimate darkness. Now, I fall back to the god of Stupidity from
an evil spell that keeps me random during certain times...
Damned Zeus! He dares turn me from the great and ultimate JENOVA to my larva form?!?! Now, I
have to stay in this form forever in the shape of an anthromorphic racoon, forever in my
larva form.
This image above... it is my ultimate form. JENOVA. I can only turn into JENOVA once every
Hallow's Eve, or as you mortals call it, Halloween. I used to attack all life forms, causing
world destruction on hollow's eve Day. Now I am just a mere kid with the case of the
stupidz..... One "Halloween," a very skilled painter painted this picture of me before I
eventually killed him. Now, the effect of JENOVA only works for 6 hours a day during the
Hallow's Eve Ritual, or as you call it, the Halloween Event you all talk about.
When I return into my form, I will eventually kill this world and turn to Earth, my next
target...
~JENOVA WILL RULE ALL!~
--Exteradude
Poltical Enemy of all the Universe
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Quotes On
The Elite
October 15, 2007
We have found some sort of destroyed castle...
darkness has befallen a pon this tainted land.
I wonder who has done this fateful tragedy to
the land of Gaia?
----Head Priest M. Zkuko XVII, Socra Forest, Gaian
Fortress
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September 14, 2007
What is going on with this world? I haven't
seen so many Heartless run around this place.
Is something going on? Somehow this has to do
with something called an Elite... and some
connection to exteradude... who is exteradude,
what is he planning? Is he planning? I set
out to find out.
----Y.R.H. Xeriuka CVII, Royal King of the
Roxan Peninsula
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