Once upon a time there was a chicken. This chicken was very very drunk. One day it yelled at the farmer (cause everyone knows chickens can talk) and the farmer let it out on the street. Then the chicken turned emo. It decided to cross the road at that very moment. And then one day a girl woke up..some reason she started singing i feel pretty..Her father who happened to be a trucker decided to go buy her a cake..for no reason..what so ever.. so yea he was driving down the road..and decided to get her a chicken instead..So yea then he saw the chicken crossing the road. Unfortunately he didn't go to jiffy lube to get his breaks checked and hit that poor chicken. All the sudden EVERY MEMBER OF PETA was on that road..for a conference. Cause members of peta tend to spontaniously have conferences on the sides of roads in random no named towns. They chucked popcorn and m&ms at the trucker because they realized he was the dude whose cell phone when off while they were watching that famous documentary "why chickens cross roads" The trucker yelled screw you and took the chicken home. The truckers wife then cooked the chicken and everyone was happy THE END. The moral of the story, never read one of my stories again
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